Intro G D A Bm 2x Verse 1 G D A Bm I wish you smelled a little funny G D A Bm Not just funny really bad G D A Bm We could roam the streets forever G D A Bm Just like cats but we'd never stray Verse 2 G D A Bm I sometimes wish you were a mermaid G D A Bm I could raise you in the tub at home G D A Bm We could take a swim together G D A Bm On weekly daytrips to the bay Refrain G D A Bm Ooooooh, you and me G D A Bm It would be only you and me G D A Bm 2x Verse 3 G D A Bm I wish you were a little bigger G D A Bm Not just big but really really fat G D A Bm Doors you would no longer fit through G D A Bm In my bed you would have to stay Verse 4 G D A Bm I often wish that you had feathers G D A Bm I'd keep you in a giant cage G D A Bm All day long I'd sit and watch you G D A Bm And sing for you if it would be okay Refrain G D A Bm Oh Oh, you and me G D A Bm It will be only you and me G D A Bm Ooooh, you and me G D A Bm It will be only you and me G D A Bm 2x Verse 5 G D A Bm I wish you were a little slower G D A Bm Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed G D A Bm I could put you on a socket G D A Bm And you could never run away Verse 6 G D A Bm I really wish that you were smaller G D A Bm Not just small but really really short G D A Bm So I could put you in my pocket G D A Bm And carry you around all day Refrain G D A Bm Ooo-ooh, you and me G D A Bm It will be only you and me G D A Bm Ooo-ooh, you and me G D A Bm It will be only you and me G D A Bm It will be only you and me