Copyed from other tab, and changed to chords type:
Capo on 6th

Chords used:
F     133211
Am x02210
G    320033
C    x32010
Em 022000


Intro
F Am G C

Verse 1
   F          Am    G       C
I wish you smelled a little funny 
F         Am     G     C
Not just funny really bad 
F         Am        G        C
We could roam the streets forever 
F          Am        G        C
Just like cats but we'd never stray 

Verse 2
   F         Am        G          C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F          Am           G       C
I could raise you in the tub at home 
F        Am      G       C
We could take a swim together 
F           Am        G    C
On weekly daytrips to the bay 


Refrain
F   Am    G     C
Ooooooh, you and me
F           Am    G      C 
It would be only you and me 
You and me 

Verse 3
I wish you were a little bigger 
Not just big but really really fat 
Doors you would no longer fit through 
In my bed you would have to stay 

Verse 4
I often wish that you had feathers 
I'd keep you in a giant cage 
All day long I'd sit and watch you 
And sing for you if it would be okay 


Refrain
F   Am   G      C
Oh  Oh, you and me 
F         Am  G        C
It'll be only you and me 
F  Am     G      C
Ooooh,   you and me 
F         Am   G      C
It'll be only you and me 

F Am G C F Am G G

Bridge
Em      Am
People say 
            F         G
There are plenty of fish 

Em     Am
In the sea 
       F            G
Baby, all I do I wish 
No chords
I wish, I wish I.. 

Verse 5
  F         Am      G      C
I wish you were a little slower 
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed 
I could put you on a socket 
And you could never run away 

Verse 6
I really wish that you were smaller 
Not just small but really really short 
So I could put you in my pocket 
And carry you around all day 

Refrain
Oh, you and me 
It'll be only you and me 
Oh, you and me 
It'll be only you and me 
 It'll be only you and me