okay so this song was originally for ukelele but i loved it so much i decided to 
tab it myself. i realise that its not perfect, especially the chorus and the bit 
from toothaches to kiss my smile goodbye, but its the best i could do ^^ this is 
my first tab so be nice, haha. hope this helps and don't forget to rate!

G          D
I brush my teeth
A
And look in the mirror
G             D
And laugh out loud
A
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

G               D
I'd rather pick flowers
            A
Instead of fights
                 G
And rather than flaunt my style
D
I'd flash you a smile
A
Of clean pearly whites

G                              
I've been to the dentist
D           A                   G
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G                     D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A                           G
But somehow I still get the chills

G      D
Have a seat
                A
He says pleasantly
G               D 
As he shakes my hand
                A
And practically laughs at me

                 G      D
Open up nice and wide 
                 A
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
G                          D
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
A
As he tries not to grin


G       D       G        D       A
When hygienists leave on long vacations
G           D        G          D          A
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience (patients)

A                  G                 D
Talking only brings the toothaches on
                  G          D
Because I say the stupidest things
A                     G
So if my resolve goes south
                D              A
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    G       A
And shut my mouth

G              D
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          G           ,          A
And that's why I don't drink and drive
G                                    D
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           G                A
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye


G                              
I've been to the dentist
D           A                    G
A thousand times, so I know the drill
G                                D
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
A                            D
But somehow I still get the chills