Okay, I'm sure this is all 100% correct, so enjoy.

CAPO ON 1


Waking up your neighbors downstairs,
I've been inside your bedroom a thousand years.
And as you tie me to the bed for good I say
that I want you in the most unromantic way.

For the above part, you can use this sense the guitar has not started playing:
e|-3-2-------------|
B|-----3-0---------|
G|---------0-------|
D|-----------4-0---|
A|---------------2-|
E|-----------------|


C                           F
Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face.

               Am
Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing.

               G                    Am
A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.


             C               Am
So baby stay away from my friends,

         F             G
'cause I need them to carry me.

          F            Am
When it's over I'll count back from ten,

            Am F        C
and you can listen to glass hearts shattering.


        C
I don't know how you got into me,

            F
down my throat and made a home in my veins.

                    Am
They used to be the rivers that would take us away,

                 G
but now you only call me every Christmas and my birthday.

I still can't believe how you look next to me,

just like a strip club bedroom scene.


          C               Am
Baby stay away from my friends,

         F             G
'cause I need them to carry me.

          F            Am
When it's over I'll count back from ten,

            Am F          C                    (Pause)
and you can listen to something that you've never heard before.

C, F, Am, G
oh-oh oh-oh

                             C
But you don't know what it's like

                                F
to wake up in the middle of the night,

                            
scaring the thought of kissing razors.

     Am
This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in.

G
Stay away.

C, F, Am
Oh no.

G             (stop)
Just stay away from my friends.