OK this is a great song, chords and stuff are a bit weird but not too hard. First the chords - Intro: 1,2,3,4.. C#m pause G# twice as long as the C#m C#m (strum the chord really quickly but reduce the number of strings you play till you just playing the bass C#, then go back up and get into this rhythm: e|-------|---------------------------| b|----5-5|-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5-| g|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-| d|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-| a|-------|-4---------------4---------| e|-------|---------4---------------4-| Keep playing this rhythm for the verses.) Verse: C#m My father lives in Arabia C#m G B And I live right here at my school C#m I took his plane to Columbia C#m G B So I could sell at my school CHORUS: Em G Weird at my school it's Em G Weird at my school it's Em G Weird at my school it's F A Weird at my school Pre-verse: C#m G C#m G Verse: My mother's glad that I am here So she can visit my school I can't believe she's so pretty I'm a son of a bitch at my school Chorus Pre-Verse Verse: And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor She lives far away from the doors of my school (wait longer before the G B) And oftentimes you know I fantasize That I have sex with the nuns at my school Chorus x 2 End on C#m Now the lead parts - Verses: Come in on the 'my school' with: e|--------s12--| b|------8------| g|----7--------| d|-------------| a|-------------| e|-------------| Chorus: e|-3333-----------| e|-3----8--------12--| b|-----5-3-5-5----| b|-4-s8----8-s12-----| g|-------------3b-| x 3 then g|-------------------| d|----------------| d|-------------------| a|----------------| a|-------------------| e|----------------| e|-------------------| Pre-verse: e|-------------------------------------------------------| b|-------------------------------------------------------| g|-------------------------------------------------------| d|-10-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010----------| x 2 a|----------------------------------------------10-10-10-| e|-------------------------------------------------------| then e|--9---| b|--9---| g|--9---| d|--11--| upstroke and hold it a|--11--| e|--9---| End with e|-------| b|-------| g|--6p5~-| d|-------| a|-------| e|-------| There we go. Have fun.