Tabbed by: Tim Czarnecki Email: friedsoup@gmail.com Cigarettes by Andrew Jackson Jihad intro: G D G D G D G G Em C D Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes. G Em C But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest D Em C Em motherfucker I ever met. Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool, and smoking D G Em makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and C D you'll be the most popular kid in school. The coolest kid in school. G D G D G D G G Em C D Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, but I haven't gotten anywhere G Em C And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, but I'm still just broke as D Em C Em when I started. But thats OK because smoking makes you cool, and smoking D G Em makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and C D G you'll be the most popular kid in school- but only if you smoke Parliament.