Bass & Guitar appregio only
F
 I've sung some songs that were lame
F
 I've slept with girls on the game
Gm
 I've got my Catholic shame
Gm
 Lord I'm in purgatory

(Percusion joins in from 'top', ring all chords from then, too.)

C                           Bb  F   F 
Basically, it's all come on top for me

Bridge
F
 I wasn't me when we met
F
 You haven't lost my respect
Bb/D
 I'm here to serve and protect
                Csus4 C Csus2
What shade of insanity

(Ring all chords from 'back'.)
C                 Bb     F  F 
Keeps leading you ba-ack to me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)  
Come so-o-on 

Verse
F
 Don't wanna piss on your parade
F
 I'm here to make money and get laid
Gm
 Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
Gm                          C
 If you ain't sticking your kni-ives through me
(Ring all chords from '-ven-')
              Bb  F    F
You will be e-ven-tual-ly

F
 To all you Sharons and Michelles
F
 With all your tales to sell
Gm
 Save your meat money well
Gm                        C       
 I'm glad that spending a ni-ight with me

(Ring all chords from '-le-')
                  Bb F   F 
Guaranteed you ce-le-bri-ty

Bridge
F
 And I can't talk in a crowd
F
 When I'm alone I'm too loud
Bb/D
 You've done your daddy's proud
                          Csus4 C Csus2 
 Thank you for keeping me co-om-pany
(Ring all chords from 'ni-ice')
       C           Bb     F  F
You've all been so ni-ice to me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)  
Come so-o-on

Middle 8
Ebsus4 Eb    Ebsus4 Eb   Fsus4 F
O-oh   Lor', I-I    feel no-   othin'
Ebssu4 Eb        Ebsus4  Eb  Csus2 C            Csus4 C
I-I    know much smarter men never got this  far

No percussion until 'much'
F
 I've got too many regrets
F
 I smoked too many cigarettes
Gm
I've had more blondes than brunettes
                       C
I'm not expecting your sympathy

(Ring all chords from 'much')
                      Bb   F   F (ring)
But it's all been too much for me

Chorus
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Gm7
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)  
Come so-o-on 
            F
So put your hands across the water
    Bb
Mushro-o-om
   C
Monso-o-on

(Ring all chords from 'so-')
     Bb F F (ring)  
Come so-o-on