Well, this is my first time posting. I was playing larnsriver's version and 
realized it could be a lot simpler than she made it seem. So here's my version.

Capo on 1st.


  C     F  Am   F
  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

  C                            F
  Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table
  Am              F
  While I look outside
  C                         F
  So many things I'd say if only I were able
        Am                           F
  But I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by

  C
  You've got opinions man
  F
  We're all entitled to 'em
  Am          F
  But I never asked
           C
  So let me thank you for your time
          F
  And try not to waste any more of mine
  Am              F
  Get out of here fast

           G
  I hate to break it to you babe
              Am
  But I'm not drowning
          F              G
  There's no one here to save

  Am               F
  Who cares if you disagree
         C
  You are not me
              G
  Who made you king of anything
     Am               F
  So you dare tell me who to be
      C                 G
  Who died and made you king of anything?

  C  F   Am  F
  Ooh ooh oh

  C
  You sound so innocent
  F
  All full of good intent
  Am             F     
  Swear you know best
  C
  But you expect me to
  F
  Jump up on board with you
  Am                     F
  And ride off into your delusional sunset

  C
  I'm not the one who's lost
  F
  With no direction, oh
  Am               F
  But you'll never see 
  C
  You're so busy making maps
  F
  With my name on them in all caps
  Am
  You got the talking down
  F
  Just not the listening

  Am               F
  Who cares if you disagree
         C
  You are not me
               G
  Who made you king of anything
     Am               F
  So you dare tell me who to be
      C                 G
  Who died and made you king of anything?

     G            F
  All my life I've tried
              Am               F
  To make everybody happy while I
       G        F
  Just hurt and hide
              G                       F           C-F-Am-F
  Waiting for someone to tell me it's my turn to decide

  Am              F
  Who cares if you disagree
          C
  You are not me
               G
  Who made you king of anything
     Am                 F
  So you dare tell me who to be
      C                 G
  Who died and made you king of anything?

  Am              F
  Who cares if you disagree
         C
  You are not me
               G
  Who made you king of anything
     Am               F
  So you dare tell me who to be
      C                 G
  Who died and made you king of anything

  C                    F  
  Lemme hold your crown, babe
  Am    F
   Oh oh oh oh