Am                 Em          
let me tell you about the love i have
 C
cause it's growing by the moment
 D
and i'd murder you to hold his hand
 Am              Em    
see i don't even know this boy
 C                     D
but i want him so bad, oh so bad
 Am                    Em
he's the singer of my favorite band
 C
if i cornered him and locked him in a closet
D
he would understand
Am                   Em
take me away from my boring life
C              Dm
to his promised land

CHORUS:

 C              G      Am
and his song is stuck in my head
 C          G      D
his song is stuck in my head
 C          G      Am         
as long as he's not poor or dead
 D                            G
then i always shall remember him

Am                 Em
he's not like the other guys i meet
          C
i'm sure he's always keen to listen
          D
and the words he sings so sweet
 Am                Em
are like the bible not a fable
                    C           D
he'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up

if they should ever meet
Am
and as i press repeat
Em
in the snow and sleet
C
i do a lap around his block
D
and as i swoon i'll keep
Am
my knife concealed
Em
'til the dream is real
D
and we share a suburban street

CHORUS:
C              G      Am
and his song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
his song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
and i'll chain him tight to my bed
D                          G
so i always shall remember him

  Am                        Em
lately i've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology
  G                     D
and all the negative crap that it implies
Am                        Em
like that i want what i want when i want it
 G                            Em
and not when it's glimmering before my eyes.
Am                        Em
lately i've been wondering 'bout complex biology
G                     D
like when a stork shows up on your roof
Am                        Em
to bring you a lovely love child
G                            Em
bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

Chorus
C              G      Am
his song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
his song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
i will fill his heart and soul with lead
D                           G
so i always shall remember him

C              G      Am
his song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
his song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
he will take my fire and burn instead
D                           G
so i always shall remember him