G(continue till sit around) There's a real cool club on the other side of town Where the real cool kids go to sit around C G And talk bad about the other kids D C G D Yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it G There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too C And cubby's making mean jokesa about you Ha ha G ya little twit D C G D Yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it G(x2) C G D C G They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers And they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got you from sears You dork they'll never let you in Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it You're fat and guly and an imbecile too And that's why the draw funny pictures of you And talk bad about all the kids Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it D C G Yea it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it (x3)