Title: I Wanna Be a Homosexual
Artist: Screeching Weasel
Album: Kill the Musicians
Year: 1995

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Intro

e|-12-11--------12-11-------------------11----------------------------12-11----|
B|-------12--12-------12-9-12--12-12-12----12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-------------------------12-11-----------------------------------------------|
B|-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-12-|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-14-(xA Shit-load)-17-14-(xA Shit-load)-12-11----|----11-12-11-|-12-11-12-11----|
B|----------------------------------------------12-|-12----------|-------------12-|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|--(xA Shit---|----------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|------Load)--|----------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------|

I'm sorry, I was too lazy to actually count how many times some parts repeated so I just 
"xA Shit-load."
If you listen to the song, you should be able to figure out how many times

Verse

e|---(1)---|---------------(2)---------------|--------(3)-------|
B|---------|---------------------------------|------------------|
G|---------|---------------------------------|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--|
D|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--|
A|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7--|
E|--7---7--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|------------------|

Before the first verse you play it like this twice: 1 and then 3

After that it stays: 2 and then 3 throughout the rest of the song's Verses

Chorus

e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|----------6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9----------|
D|--9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
A|--9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--|
E|--7-7-7-7-----------------7-7-7-7--|

That part when he says "Call me a faggot..."

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
A|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|

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Tabbed by Alberto Luevano [SelfEsteem94]