Country Love Song
by Stephen Lynch
Submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin)

D                             G
Made love to you all night long
D                               G
Then I got to write you this song
D           G
(I admit, I forgot this line)
D                               G
Must have been sent from heaven above
A
Don't think you could ever do no wrong
(stop)            D    G
Then you farted
D              G
Oh baby you farted!

At first I thought that it was kind of cute
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girlie poot-poot
Then the smell came a-wafting by
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
Cuz you fart

Bm                          G
It could make milk curdle, make your skin
Bm                   G
Make the paint peel off of the wall
Bm                       G
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more
A
Since the hot blew from outcha back door.


I think s**t my pants!