His Songs are real easy and yet beautiful. A winning match! Grandfather Die G D When grandfahter dies C D Life will strange G D When grandfather dies C D my whole world will change G D when granderfather dies C D I'll scream and I'll yell C D cause I'll f**king rich G as hell Chorus D C9 So grandfather die (yeah) G don't keep me in suspense D C9 oh, grandfather cough (whoa) G up that inheritance D C9 oh grandfather don't G hold on another day D C9 i love you to death C D but I've got bills to pay then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- G D A stroke would be nice C D disease would be cool G D I'll scatter his ashes C D In my new swimmin' pool G D I'll jam with the Stones C D I'll dine with the Queen C D So what say we unplug G that machine. (So here we go, everybody now) D C9 So grandfather fly G to heaven you must pass D C9 oh grandfather think G of all the juicy angel ass D C9 oh grandfather die G before the fiscal year D C9 oh how I G wish Kevorkian were here then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- Bridge Am For God's sake, B C D you must be as old as the hills Am B I'm sick of the stench C D from your diaper spills. Am B You're deaf, dumb, and blind C D and an amputee Am B you Don't make new blood C D every time that you pee Am B your arthritis acts up C D whenever it rains Am B your so old, your penis C D has vericose veins Am B oh why don't do die grandpa C D why must you fight Am B you old motherf**ker C D G just walk towards the goddamn light D C D G D C D oohh walk toward the light old man G D C D walk toward the light old man then e-3-----2 b---2---- g-------- d-0---0-0 a-------- e-------- G D It's all over now C D My granddaddy's dead G D a mysterious blow C D to his wrinkled old head G D Before I collect C D A small oversight C D G But everything should turn out alright C D I'll start working on my grandma... Precious... G Tonight have any major life questions check the manual. there is a god, there is a plan and the space ship is coming!!! - Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents