Grandfather Die I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm... Tabbed by- Goomba, Arnold S., Me G Bm When grandfahter dies C D Life will strange G Bm When grandfather dies C D my whole world will change G Bm when granderfather dies C D I'll scream and I'll yell C D cause I'll f**king rich G as hell Chorus Bm C So grandfather die G don't keep me in suspense Bm C oh, grandfather cough G up that inheritance Bm C oh grandfather don't G hold on another day Bm C Am I love you to death D but I've got bills to pay (Stroke Down Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- G Bm A stroke would be nice C D disease would be cool G Bm I'll scatter his ashes C D In my new swimmin' pool G Bm I'll party with Hef C D I'll dine with the Queen C D Now what say we unplug G that machine. Bm C Now grandfather die G before the Fiscal Year Bm C oh grandfather I G Wish Kervorkian were here Bm C oh grandfather fly G just take your final vow Bm C Am oh grandfather die G the family hates you anyhow (Stroke Down Slowly Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- Bridge Am For God's sake, Bm C D you must be as old as the sun Am Bm C D you're social security number is one Am Bm C You're deaf, dumb, and blind D and an amputee Am Bm you donate your blood C D every time that you pee Am Bm your arthritis acts up C D whenever it rains Am Bm your so old, your penis C D has vericose veins Am Bm oh why don't do die grandpa C D why must you fight Am Bm you old motherf**ker C D just walk towards the goddamn light Am Bm C D G Bm C D oohh walk toward the light old man (Stroke Down Once) D e-2------ b---3---- g-----2-- d-------0 a-------- e-------- G Bm It's all over now C D My granddaddy's dead G Bm a mysterious blow C D to his wrinkled old head G Bm Before I collect C D A small oversight C D G But everything should work out alright C D G I'll start working on my grandma tonight Chords: G (320022) Bm (x24432) C (x32010) D (xx0232) Am (x02210) If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the right ones then just be proud of yourself...