a great b-side from the Stereophonics             tabbed by Jim Fotheringham



                         "Buy Myself A Small Plane"

                    into:C/Em/Am/G

                    C   Em    Am  G      C  Em   Am    G
                    I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C   Em    Am  G      C  Em   Am    G   
                    I'm gonna crash it on the south line
                    C   Em    Am  G      C  Em   Am    G
                    I'm gonna sleep down by his quarters
                    C   Em    Am  G      C  Em   Am    G
                    I'd like to have sex with his daughters

                    F
                    I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    I'm gonna crash it on the south line
                       G
                       Yeah its big enough for me

                    C   Em    Am  G     C   Em    Am   G
                    I'm just another great truck driver
                    C   Em    Am  G     C   Em    Am   G
                    He's just another white house skiver
                    C   Em    Am  G     C   Em    Am   G
                     Get a gun ready your aircraft
                    C   Em    Am  G     C   Em    Am   G
                     Big man got ready to broadcast

                    F
                    I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    I'm gonna crash it on the south line
                       G
                       Yeah its big enough for me
                   
                    F
                    I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    I'm gonna crash it on a war zone
                     
                       G
                       Yeah its big enough for me
              
                    C  Em   Am  G    C  Em  Am  G
                    I'm gonna have to shoot my way out
                    C  Em   Am  G    C  Em  Am  G
                    To give the access boys some more clout
                    C  Em   Am  G    C  Em  Am  G
                       I was Butch Cassidy's tutor
                    C  Em   Am  G    C  Em  Am  G
                       Although sun dance was cuter

                    F
                    I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    I'm gonna crash it on the south line
                        G
                        Yeah its big enough for me
           
                    F
                    Gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    Gonna crash it on the south line
                    F
                    Gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    Gonna crash it on a war zone
                    F
                    Gonna buy myself a small plane
                    C
                    Gonna crash it on your brow
                     G
                     Yeah its big enough for me
                        C       G       F
                        For me, for me, for me
                        C       G       F
                        For me, for me, for me
                        C