A Heady Tale Acoustic Intro: G C G G A D G C A G E A D G G Well grab a chair and keep your money C G Oh you know thereʼs no guarantees G Well I've told you once before A D Big legged? women make me sneeze G And Iʼll kick you out the door C A Oh if you would only lie G E And theyʼll come crashing though the wall A D G Till the minute that you die G Well Pour a drink or three C G And maybe We can all sleep for a while G Well I've told you once before A D I love your innocent smile G Livingʼs much too easy C A To be dead would be a bore G E Well you swear that youʼre alive A D G But I've seen your kind before D So steal the watch from off my wrist C G Oh and shake me by the hand G We could disappear for days A D And they wouldnʼt understand G Gypsy blood will get you far C A Though it's far away from me G E Look me up when you get home C G And then maybe then we'll see G Well Tear a hole in my brown shoes C G We could all sleep for a while G Well I love your pretty webbed feet A D Though they have never been in style G Well I've told you once before C A That you could break my heart G E Well Iʼve seen you and you around A D G But I can't tell you apart D Though theyʼll hunt you like a dog C G Well they wont take you alive G Coz you've made them piles of money A D Stacked up twenty stories high G And the boys in every bar C A Well they'll miss you when you gone G E You can tell a heady tale C G And we'll both keep screamin on G C G So if you listen very carefully about right now G A D you can probably hear a lawnmower outside in the garden. G C A So not only have you got a free song, G E A D G but you've got a lawnmower in the back garden! OK! D Well steal the watch from off my wrist C G Oh and shake me by the hand G We could disappear for days A D And they wouldnʼt understand G Gypsy blood will get you far C A Though that's far away from me G E Look me up when you get home C G And maybe then we'll see D And oh theyʼll hunt you like a dog C G But they wont take you alive G Coz you've made them piles of money A D Stacked up twenty stories high G And the boys in every bar C A Well they'll miss you when you gone G E You can tell a heady tale C G and we'll both keep screamin on G E You can tell a heady tale C G and we'll both keep screamin on G E You can tell a heady tale C G and we'll both keep screamin on C La La G La La D La La G La La C La La G La La D La La G La La