Am                   
If we catch a criminal 
                 G 
When we catch a criminal 
         F
There's nothing we can do 
           Dm
But play cops and robbers 
(E)
Cops and robbers

Am F Dm

Am 
We're at a revolution 
And we're baying for your blood 
Dm
We're laying down the law 
E
And your name's mud
Am
You'd like to be a member of the human race 
    Dm
You want to be a good boy 
E
But you couldn't stand the taste

Am
Blame Simon 'Cuz he said 
Dm
You've got two lives down 
E
And one life left 
Am
Blame Simon 
Because he said 
F                             E
You could think better with a hole in your head 
F                             E7
You could think better with a hole in your head

Am
If we catch a criminal
G 
When we catch a criminal 
F
There's nothing we can do 
           Dm
But play cops and robbers 
E
Cops and robbers  x2
 
Am
Catch a revolution Now your waging war again 
Dm                            E
Marching on the spot when you should have made amends 
Am
Cause you say you fight for us 
Cross your heart and hope to die  
Dm
You're the bully in the playground 
          E
and we'll hang you out to dry

Am
Blame Simon Because he said 
Dm
You've got two lives down 
    E
And one life left 
Am
Blame Simon 'cuz he said 
F                             E
You could think better with a hole in your head 
F                             E7
You could think better with a hole in your head


Am
If we catch a criminal
G 
When we catch a criminal 
F
There's nothing we can do 
           Dm
But play cops and robbers 
E
Cops and robbers  x2

Am G F Dm

Dm                             
Line them up against a wall and shoot them all 

Am G F Dm E7
Oh oh oh...


Am
If we catch a criminal
G 
When we catch a criminal 
F
There's nothing we can do 
           Dm
But play cops and robbers 
E
Cops and robbers  x2

Am
If we catch a criminal 
         Abm (?)/E          Dm
There's nothing you or I can do

Am                               Abm (?)/E                Dm
Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all