C                       G
witches work only with magic,
      Am                    Em
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
         F
pull the cover over one more time,
 G                                  C
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
            Am   G
it's never fine

Am                                        F
scratch your fingernails right down the blackboard
Am                        F
abuse your manicure why don't you,
Am           F
whoah oh! whoah oh!
      Am                        F
and paperclips can bend and shape my dear, 
  Am                        F
cause they are cheaply manufactured
       Am             F
just like you, whoah oh!

D G A B C
(a big bar of chocolate)

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
you can turn me into stone
cause a worthless snake sits in her throne,
all on her own

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
dont come down lookin' for me
cause im 22, and on tv,
oh cant you see
             F
you wont get me
             Fm
you wont get me

G           Am              F
so dont you try to scare me so
G           Am              F        
with your purple eyes and square toes,
G          Am              F
my mother warned me about you
                          D
you're not as bad as you look
                     G     A   B
and i found you in a book
(snakes like little boys)

witches work only with magic,
and waiting on adulthoods tragic,
pull the cover over one more time,
stab us in the back your trademark crime,
it's never fine

witches work only with magic,
and being bold sometimes is tragic,
          F
if you're livin in witches lane
     G                         C
you only have your parents to blame
Am           F   G         C
stay away, stay away from me!