My first tab guys. There are NO tabs for The Wonder Years as of right now, and I love 
band. I play this acoustically for the record, and I think it sounds really good. I will 
on You're Not Salinger, Get Over It if you guys like this.

Band Lable: No Sleep Records
Website:http://nosleeprecs.com/home/index.php (Label)
        http://www.myspace.com/thewonderyearspa (Band)

            C               G                  F
I've been waking up up at twelve p.m., in my boxers in this dirty bed,
        C              G                 F
Eating Sour Patch Watermelons the boys murked the day before.
              C             G             F
I'm watching bad reruns of mad TV, this shits not even close to funny,
    C              G                        F
But I don't work today 'til three and the remote is on the floor.
 C        G           F     C           G   
F
When are you coming over? Please, just say right now.
C                    G
We won't sleep our lives away,
      F
And today(and today, and today.)
             C
We'll make waves.
                  G                  F
In this lake of shit we've made, I refuse to sink.
    C              G
We cant live our lives this way;
      F
Not today (or today, or today.)
         C                   G            F
If this sea of metaphoric bullshit stays, I won't sink.
      C              G             F
The party starts at nine p.m. at which ever house is close and vacant,
       C                     G                  F
We'll call the ten friends we've got left to pretend we've got a life.
      C                G                 F
The boys are slaying shitty brews, and I've been slaying orange juice.
     C                 G              F
You know we don't got shit to do, I guess we'll stay the night, fuck.
C         G           F
It's too cold out to ride my bike today.
C            G          F
It's been raining since we got home last week.
C                    G
We won't sleep our lives away,
      F
And today(and today, and today.)
             C
We'll make waves.
                  G                  F
In this lake of shit we've made, I refuse to sink.
    C              G
We cant live our lives this way;
      F
Not today (or today, or today.)
         C                   G            F
If this sea of metaphoric bullshit stays, I won't sink.
C               G
Some nights I love this town
F
But most nights I hate this.
C               G
Some nights I love this town
F
But most nights I hate this.
C                    G                     F
Lately, I've been thinking about being a doctor or a teacher,
C                    G                    F
Lately, I've been thinking about being someone at all;
C                    G                     F
Lately, I've been thinking about being a doctor or a teacher,
       C                     G
Just someone who changes something.
C                      G
Someone who changes something.
F
Someone who changes something.
C                      G
Someone who changes something.
F               C
Anything.

Note: If you want to include a small "solo" I like these chords after the second verse 
the bridge and outro.

C G Em F x2 (or however many you want.)