Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: Santa's Beard
Album: Lincoln

Intro: ( C D G A )

Verse 1:
C         D        G               A
  Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
C             D         G         A
  and hangs around with me and my wife
C            D                  Em    
  but lately I've been feeling jealous
 F                           G 
each time she climbs on his knee
C           D                   G          A
  And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
C              D                 G          A
  for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
C               D               Em
  now I can't help but feeling jealous
 F                           G
each time she climbs on his knee
 F                          G
why must she climb on his knee


Chorus:
C           D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C                 D                 G        
  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C           D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
   Am                        F            
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

( C D G A )

Verse 2:
She always had this twisted side to her
but she'd never drag my name around town
but lately she's been humming cheating songs
and I don't like that fat guy around
no I don't like that fat guy around

Chorus:
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard       
she kissed him once and whispered in his ear      
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard       
Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear      
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

Coda:
C D G A
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