G I really like Christmas C G It's sentimental, I know, but I just really like it G I am hardly religious C G I'd rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu, to be honest D And yes, I have all of the usual objections Am C To consumerism, The commercialisation of an ancient religion To the westernisation of a dead Palestinian G Press-ganged into selling Playstations and beer D But I still really like it G I'm looking forward to Christmas C G Though I'm not expecting a visit from Jesus D I'll be seeing my dad C G My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum Em Am They'll be drinking white wine in the sun D I'll be seeing my dad C G My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum Em Am They'll be drinking white wine in the sun It literally does this for the rest of the song :3