G
I man am Regal, a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

C
Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot

G
No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

C
Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

                  D           G
Was it a car or a cat I saw?


G
Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod

C
Rats live on no evil star

G
Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast, safe car

C
Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

                 D           G
May a moody baby doom a yam?


G
Ah, Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely tylenol

Not a banana baton

C
No "X" in Nixon

O, stone, be not so

G
O, Geronimo, no minor ego

C
"Naomi," I moan

A Toyota's a Toyota

                  D          G
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda


G
Oh no, Don Ho!

Nurse, I spy gypsies--run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees, I won

C
UFO tofu

We panic in a pew

G
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

C
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

                  D                  G
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog