Put the paper into the shredder, repeat, 
then stand up as the crowd applauds. 
                             x2
e|-----------------------------|-----------------applause-|
B|-----------------------------|------in----of------------|
G|-put-------------------------|-rise----sea--------------|
D|-----the---------in----------|--------------------------|
A|---------paper------shredder-|--------------------------|
E|-----------------------------|--------------------------|

you can see the video here to get the timing right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmcuoaqdJ9w
and hes really amazing at it so
i dont think anyone can get it perfectly
but try your best!!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy&z
now you know your abc's
bleep bloop blop