Fig 1: The little bits between chords are variations on this e|-----------------| B|-3b(5)b3p1-------| G|-----------2-----| D|-----------------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| Fig 2: Extended version of Fig 1 e|-0-----0---0---0----0-0-0-----0---0----------| B|--3b(5)-(5)-(5)-(5)-------(5)--(5)-(5)-1-3---| G|-------------------------------------------2-| D|---------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------| VERSE A Hello operator E can you give me number nine? A (fig 1) can I see you later? E will you give me back my dime? A (fig 1) turn the oscillator E twist it with a dollar bill A mail man bring the paper E leave it on my window sill A DRUM SOLO (no chords) INTERLUDE (no lyrics) C G A C G D C G A G F# E C G A C G D C G A D D# E REPEAT INTRO with fills find a canary a bird to bring my message home carry my obituary my coffin doesn't have a phone how you gonna get the money? send papers to an empty home? how you gonna get the money? nobody to answer the phone REPEAT DRUM SOLO, INTERLUDE and INTRO -Key of Bb, the bends are on the D# note in the fourth fret on the B string E----------------------------------------------| B--3----4bend----------------------------------| G--3-------------------------------------------| D--3-------------------------------------------| A--1-------------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------------| Bb chord F chord E-------------------------------------------------------------------and repeat-| B--4bend----2H3-----------4bend2-----------------------------------------------| G---------------------------3---3----------------3-----------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------------3--3-----------------| A------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bb F G Bb F C E--------------x--------------------------------------------------------------| B---3-----3---x----------------------------------x----------------------------| G---3-----3---x--------------------------3--3---x--------5--5-----------------| D---3-----3---x---3-----5---5-----------3--3---x---3---5--5-------------------| A---1-----1---x---3-----5---5-----------1--1---x---3---3--3-------------------| E-------------------1-----3---3-----------------------1-----------------------| And finishes with: Bb B C E-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G--3--3---x--4---5---------and back to the bend from the beginning of the song| D--3--3---x--4---5------------------------------------------------------------| A--1--1---x--2---3------------------------------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|