SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS HAYES CARLL A D WE''VE BEEN DATIN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WE NEVER ONCE LEFT THIS TOWN A D D7 WE USE TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDS AND WE''D DRINK TIL WE DROWNED G Bm BUT NOW SHES ACTING FUNNY AND I DONT UNDERSTAND A D I THINK THAT SHES FOUND HER SOME OTHER MAN CHORUS: G D SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS AND THAT JUST AINT FAIR A D SHE SAYS THAT HES PERFECT HOW COULD I COMPARE G Bm SHE SAYS I SHOULD FIND HIM AND ILL KNOW PEACE AT LAST A D IF I EVER FIND JESUS IM KICKIN HIS ASS SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE ALL I COULD DO WAS STARE AT THAT FREAK IN HIS SANDALS WITH HIS LONG PRETTY HAIR THEY MUST THINK THAT IM STUPID OR I DONT HAVE A CLUE ILL BET HES A COMMIE OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW REPEAT CHORUS SOLO SHES GIVEN UP WHISKEY AND AH TAKIN UP WINE WHILE SHE PRAYS FOR HIS TROUBLES SHES FORGOT ABOUT MINE IM A GONNA GET EVEN I CANT HANDLE THE SHAME WHY LAST TIME WE MADE LOVE SHE EVEN CALLED OUT HIS NAME REPEAT CHORUS IT COULDA BEEN CARLOS OR EVEN BILLY ORTEZ BUT IF I EVER FIND JESUS HES GONNA WISH HE WAS DEAD AMEN [Thanks to Gee for tabs]