Great song, these chords might have been used on another version, but I know if you are like me, you want to see chords for the whole song, and none of the versions have that, so please enjoy. Capo on 2 G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Cadd9 Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" G Cadd9 Five days since you laughed at me saying G Cadd9 "Get that together come back and see me" G Cadd9 Three days since the living room G Cadd9 I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry (During the rap its just kind of a funky rock thing I dont really know what its called but you just hold 000033 if it feels more comfortable you can play G but your really only going to strum the high strings) Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver Em7 Dsus4 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad G/B Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 Dsus4 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral G/B Can't understand what I mean? Cadd9 Well, you soon will Em7 Dsus4 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve G/B Cadd9 I have a history of taking off my shirt G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Threw your arms in the air Cadd9 and said "You're crazy" G Cadd9 Five days since you tackled me G Cadd9 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees G Cadd9 It's been three days since the afternoon G You realized it's not my fault Cadd9 not a moment too soon G Cadd9 Yesterday you'd forgiven me G Cadd9 And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry (Again with the 000033 through the whole verse) Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasawa I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing Em7 Dsus4 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad G/B Cadd9 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Em7 Dsus4 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral G/B Can't understand what I mean? Cadd9 Well, you soon will Em7 Dsus4 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve G/B Cadd9 I have a history of losing my shirt G Cadd9 It's been one week since you looked at me G Dropped your arms to your sides Cadd9 and said "I'm sorry" G Cadd9 Five days since I laughed at you and said G Cadd9 "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" G Cadd9 Three days since the living room G We realized we're both to blame, Cadd9 but what could we do? G Cadd9 Yesterday you just smiled at me G Cadd9 Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry G Cadd9 Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie And the song ends on G I hope you all enjoyed the song please comment and rate (= Tell me if you think I messed something up I would be happy to go back and make changes! ~Justin