("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.") (whisper: "I'd appreciate your input baby") Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time CHORUS: (do it now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft advisory" So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files (Chorus) (repeat) (repeat)