[ianskatu] Figured these chords out by myself. About 99% accurate. All chords are in minor. Most of the chords are just running bassline but it makes it sound nicer if you're playing bar chords on guitar. Enjoy. Eb F# Ab A Ab Eb I am a secret government agent armed with lies F# Ab A Ab Eb About secret government things. Oh yeahh... F# Ab A Ab Eb I have secret government documents that could knock you dead F# Ab A Ab Eb From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh... B Bb Eb And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives F# Ab F# Eb F# Ab A Ab Eb I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends F# Ab A Ab Eb 'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed F# Ab A Ab Eb I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind F# Ab A Ab 'Cause my secret government facts tell me B Despite what many normal citizens say Bb Eb Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead F# Ab F# Eb Before I became a secret agent spy C# Eb Bb C# I was put on this earth with a regular life Eb Smiling and laughing and singing away C# Eb Bb C# But I could not keep my curious mind at bay Eb I set out to answer a question of mine C# Eb Bb C# About human heart versus rational mind Eb See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground C# Eb Bb C# I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around Eb I enlisted the help of a very close friend C# Eb Bb C# And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin B A$ And we watered my heart B Bb And we let the sun feed it vitamins B Bb And we waited for that sprout Bb Eb F# Ab F# Eb And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt F# Ab F# (My heart had become the earth) Eb F# Ab A Ab Eb Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past F# Ab A Ab Eb About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh... F# Ab I can't love, I can't feel or have passion A Ab Eb F# Ab A Ab But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart Eb F# Ab A Ab Eb You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again