'Anything I Can't Eat' By Cardiacs. [Heaven Born & Ever Bright - 1992]. Standard Tuning (EBGDAE). Tabbed by melodylee84@hotmail.co.uk - - - E B G B E B G B E B G B E B G B E Pick the paper plates up off the floor G B Hide the hand and feet inside the shed E Leave the chipping axe outside the door G B Invite home and ask no-one instead E B G B E B G B E Up and makes me jump on to my feet G B And not do anything I can't eat E And all the two things that I put first G B And all at the same time - oh Christ... D A E B Nice looking girl and a nice looking place C F Bb Ab And I hear they've got some little ones there C# F# Asleep upstairs D A E B Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl C F And the nice looking place Bb Ab C# F# And I hear they've got some little ones there A C Asleep upstairs G C Mind if I take a peek G C Eb D G And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry E B G B E B G B E B G B E B G B D A E B Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C F Bb Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice Ab C# F# Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D A E Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B C F Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats Bb Ab C# Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F# A C House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G C G And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C Eb D Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G And the house... E F# G A Bb Ab F# Ab A B Bb Ab F# Ab A STOP! Aaaaannnd... E B G B E B G B D A E B Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C F Bb Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice Ab C# F# Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D A E Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B C F Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats Bb Ab C# Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F# A C House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G C G And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C Eb D Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G And the house... E B G B E B G B - - - Chords used: E B G D A C F Bb Ab C# F# Eb E||-----------------------------------------------------|| B||--9---7---12--3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8--|| G||--9---8---12--4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8--|| D||--9---9---12--5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8--|| A||--7---9---10--5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6--|| E||--0---7-------3-------5-------1-------4-------2------|| - - -