Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Trashcan Americana Showdown VERSE 1 D5 There ain't enough drugs in Mexico To keep me feeling good If I had a cause worth dying for You know I surely could Well I get paid every blue moon It covers the cost of fame 'Cause every damn dollar I get is spent To get you to remember my name Chorus D5 When I die I won't be mourned When I die I won't be missed Who could say The day my flame burned out Who could say If I did exist VERSE 2 D5 Well I can't get a show in this town You just can't dance to me That's why God invented DJs and karaoke Bar owners say "If you got a show in town I'll come by and hear your set" I say "Buddy I ain't played anywhere That's just what the last guy said" VERSE 3 D5 Well you can't make a living at this stuff You can't die with dignity The only time you'll see my name in the papers Is in the obituaries I might get a show in heaven I might get a show in hell when I retire But I hear to play in heaven you got to have a harp And in hell you got to have an amplifier