This is the first song to feature Brad Roberts (Jizmak Da 
Gusha) on vocals, as Mountain Bike Officer Biff Buff.
This song is great motivation to try not go to prison...

All strings tuned half-step down.


INTRO
|--------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------7-5-5-7-7b-5-7-7b-5-7b-5--|
|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-8-----------------------------|
|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-8-----------------------------|
|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--6-6--6-6-----------------------------|

|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--10~-9~-8-7~--|
|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--10~-9~-8-7~--|
|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---8~-7~-6-5~--|


VERSES (PART I)
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8--|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8--|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6--| x2
PM    . . . . . . . . . .   . .

|-----------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--|
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|
|--6--6-6-6-6-6-6--8--8--8-6-6-6-5~~------------------|
PM    . . . . . .     .  .   . .   


VERSE 1 (PART II) 
|-------------------------|                             \
|-------------------------|                              |
|-------------------------|                              |
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|                              |
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|                              |
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-3-5-6~--| x2                            \
PM    . . . . . .                                          > x2
                                                          /
|-----------------------------------------------------|  |
|-----------------------------------------------------|  |
|--------------------------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--|  |
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|  |
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|  |
|--6--6-6-6-6-6-6--8--8--8-6-6-6-5~~------------------|  /
PM    . . . . . .     .  .   . .


CHORUS
|-------5~--------------3~--------------3~~----------------|
|----------5~--------------3~-0~---------------------------|
|-------------5~---5~~-------------------------------------|
|--7~~-------------5~~-------------5~~-------10~-9~-8-7~~--|
|--7~~-------------3~~-------------5~~-------10~-9~-8-7~~--|
|--5~~-----------------------------3~~--------8~-7~-6-5~~--| x2


POST-CHORUS
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------8--8-8-8-8-8-8-----------------|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------8--8-8-8-8-8-8-----------------|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------6--6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------|
PM    . . . . . .                    . . . . . .

|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5------------------5-----7-----8--|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7--7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7--7-7-7-7-7-7----0-0---0-0----|
|--3--3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------5--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------| x2
PM    . . . . . .                    . . . . . .    . .   . .


Repeat    INTRO
          VERSES (PART I)


VERSE 2 (PART II)
|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-3-5-6~--| x2
PM    . . . . . . 

|-----------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--|
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|
|--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-8-8-8-7~~------------------|
|--6--6-6-6-6-6-6--8--8--8-6-6-6-5~~------------------|
PM    . . . . . .     .  .   . .

|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|
|--7--7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-8~--|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-3-5-6~--| x2
PM    . . . . . . 

|---------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--|
|--8------10-----8-7--------------------------|
|--8------10-----8-7--------------------------|
|--6-------8-----6-5--------------------------|


Repeat    POST-CHORUS


SOLO
|Rhythm
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
PM   . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------5-----7-----8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----0-0---0-0----|
|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------| x2
PM   . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   . . . . . .    . .   . .


Repeat    CHORUS


OUTRO
|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|
|--10-10-10-9-9-9-8-8-7--7-7-7-7-7-7--|
|--10-10-10-9-9-9-8-8-7--7-7-7-7-7-7--|
|---8--8--8-7-7-7-6-6-5--5-5-5-5-5-5--| x3
PM  .  .  . . . . . . .  . . . . . .

|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|----------------------7-5-5-7-*7b-5--------|
|--10-10-10-9-9-9-8-8-----------------7--7--|
|--10-10-10-9-9-9-8-8-----------------7--7--|
|---8--8--8-7-7-7-6-6-----------------5--5--|
PM  .  .  . . . . . .



Legend
========
b    | Bend Note
*    | Pinch Harmonic
PM   | Palm Muting
~    | Hold Note



Well, there it is. This is a great song, and I'm currently working
on more X-Cops songs if anyone's got a request. Feedback is
welcomed.

-- DH
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