C G I'm at a nandos trying to paul home Em D All of my change I spent on Lou C Where have his socks gone G Em D Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember G The boys tried out seperately Em It's even harder to picture D They placed at number three C Harry loves to get naked G But the boys never mind Em As soon as they got famous D C All of the fan girls broke down C G Twitcam makes me smile Em Someone should tell Niall D To hide his profile C G I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends Em D 6 r?s in Terrence, Zayn?s no pedophile C G I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home Em D All of my change I spent on Lou C Where have his socks gone G Em D Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C G Everytime I read a new fanfic Em D Louis? munching on some carrot sticks C G Why is Harry?s hair always perfect? Em D Liam?s only got one kidney left C We?ve got to thank Simon Cowell G For making the boys stay Em Louis drove the van so slow D He got stopped twice that day C Zayn has such beautiful eyes G And perfectly quaffed hair Em There were women in Sweden D C Who wouldn?t put their shirts down C G Video Diaries Em Superman Louis D Liam and Daniel Peazer C G And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar Em D Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry C G I'm at a Nandos trying to paul home Em D All of my change I spent on Lou C Where have his socks gone G Em D Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two C G Zayn should probably work on his dance moves Em D Niall is a big fan of the zoo C G Harry used to share a flat with Lou Em D Liam won?t go near another spoon C Now I'm at a Nandos