Riff 1
E-----11--10--8--5--5-6-8-|
B-------------------------|
G-------------------------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E-------------------------|

Riff 2
E--11-13--11-13-11--15-(13--11h)13----|
B-------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|

Riff 3
E--------6--7--8--11--13--11-8----|
B---6-9---------------------------|
G---------------------------------|
D---------------------------------|
A---------------------------------|
E---------------------------------|

Riff 4
E-----------------------------------|
B------6--9-9-8-6-------------------|
G--5-5------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|

Riff 5
E-----------------------------------|
B----9--8--6------------------------|
G------------7----------------------|
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|

Riff 6

1st Guitar
E-------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------6-------|
G----------------------7---7----------|
D------5---5--8--5--8----8------------|
A--------5----------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|


2nd Guitar
E-----------------------10-----10--13-|
B------8---8--11--8--11----11---------|
G--------7----------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------|

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|Riff 1|

F
I know what you're thinking
       Gm
What's Barney been drinking?
       Bb              Eb
That girl was smoking hot
F
Yes I coulda nailed her
     Gm
But no it's not a failure
             Bb (riff 2)      Eb
'Cuz there's one thing she is not


    Dm
To score a ten would be just fine
         Dm/c#                           Dm/c
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
                           Bb  Bb/A Gm
It's a truth you can't refute



Gm - Bb/A - Bb - C  Nothing suits me like a suit!

|Riff 3|


F                      Gm
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
        Bb               Eb  (Riff 4)
Are impeccably well dressed

F                         Gm
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
     Bb                     Eb  (Riff 5)
That puppy in the double-breast


Dm
That '80s dude in mutton chops
      Dm/c#                 Dm/C
That baby with a lollipop
                           Bb  Bb/A Gm
That lady cop who's kinda cute

Gm - Bb/a - Bb - C                            Bb
                    Nothing suits 'em like a suit!


Bb                 Dm
Wingman I can wear
                       Gm
They're oh so debonair
                             F(Bass:F F G A Bb C C#)
The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
C#                     Dm
  In navy blue or black
                (C)
Check out this perfect rack
   Bb       F            C
I want to give them a squeeze

                  Eb              Dm
Oh really? Then answer these questions
           C
If you please


      C                C#  Dm Dm/A Dm Dm/A
E-----3----3-----3-3-3--4------------------|
B-----5----5-----5-5-5--6----6---6---6---6-|
G-----5----5-----5-5-5--6----7---7---7---7-|
D-----5----5-----5-5-5--6----7---7---7---7-|
A-----3----3-----3-3-3--4--5-------5-------|
E------------------------------5-------5---|



Dm            Dm/A       Dm     Dm/A
What would you do if you had to choose
             Dm          Dm/A      Dm
Between your suits and a pot of gold?

Suits

Bb              Bb/F
What would you say
        Bb              Bb/F
If you gave your suits away
      Bb           Bb/F     Bb
In return you'd never grow old?

Suits

G                G/D
What would you pick
     G        G/D
One million chicks
       G        G/D       G
Or a single three-piece suit?

It's moot

C             C/G
What if world peace
      C             C/G
Were within your reach...

Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your
head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!


|Riff 6|


F                  Gm
Girls will go and girls will come
            Bb              Eb
But there's only one absolute
      F                       Gm
Every bro on the go needs to know
                Bb               Eb
That there's no accepted substitute


Dm
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
     Dm/C#                         Dm/C
My Sunday best are my best friends
                             Bb Bb/A  G G7
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

       Bb              G          F            A          Dm    C
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Bb   C/G   C
Like a ...  wait for it

Suit!

F  Gm  Bb                C#    F
       Nothing suit him like a suit (suit up, suit up, suit up, suit up, suit)