Excellent song - this sounds about right to me..... King of Spain CHORUS F# B F# Once I was the King of Spain F# B F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa F# B F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# I'm telling you I was the King of Spain F# B F# now I eat humble pie F# C# F# And now I work at the Pizza Pizza 1 2 3 4! F# B F# B F# F# B F# C# F# VERSE F# B Royalty, lord it looked good on me B F# C# F# Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free F# B Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco B F# C# F# Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video CHORUS F# B F# Once I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# A palatial palace, that was my home F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# I'm telling you I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# C# F# And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome F# B F# Once he was the King of Spain VERSE F# B I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates; my people say: B F# C# F# "King, how are you such a genius? There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!" F# B It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care B F# C# F# Let's make Friday part of the weekend and give every new baby a chocolate eclair CHORUS F# B F# Once I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone me! F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# I'm telling you I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# C# F# Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni F# B F# Once he was the King of Spain Solo Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the international orchestra! B F# C# Ebm B F# F# Now some of you might be wondering how I came to be living in Canada after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys? Tell us, King! VERSE F# B You see late one night when the palace was asleep B F# C# F# Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep F# B And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch B F# C# F# At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me arrives and we make a switch! F# B Prince and pauper, junior and whopper, world made up of silver and copper B F# C# F# Under my own volition, I took a change of position F# B So next time you drool in the pizza line B F# Remember, slower pizza's more luscious: the King of Spain never rushes! CHORUS/ENDING F# B F# Once I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# I was looking for offhanded ways to improve us F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# B F# I'm telling you I was the King of Spain F# C# F# now I eat humble pie F# C# F# And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous! F# B F# Once he was the King of Spain