These are the most accurate set of chords for this song. 
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-C.


Am          F      C                G
Mail order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives,
Am                 F
Had the ways and means to breach,
C               G
The borders of easy street,
Em               F
And to blend right in,
               C            G
We all surrounded them in a white picket fence,
Em    F       C
Now both ends meet,

F                                            Am
Sufficed to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C                       G
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F                                                   Am
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C                G
That burns at both our good ends,

Am            F       C               G
Two peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child,
Am            F       C                     G
Took one step more and went straight to the source,
Em               F
And to blend right in,
C                           G
They opened fire with their rain checks spent 
Em      F     C
to make ends meet,

F                                            Am
Sufficed to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C                       G
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F                                                   Am
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C                G
That burns at both our good ends,

Am     G         F          C
Go on, paint the whole town red,
Am         G         F              C
I'd rather follow who cleans up the mess,
Am  G  F   D
And so I wait,
D
heeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEYYYYYY
Bb
Heyyyyyyyyy
F
Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
C                           G
HeeeeeeeyHEYYYYYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEEEEEEEEEE

F                                            Am
Sufficed to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C                       G
For the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F                                                   Am
While between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C                G
That burns at both our good ends,

Outro:
Am  G  F  C (let ring)