universal buyout- Nik Freitas  in 3/4 

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C#min              Eb
I was shakin in my shoes
    Ab              C#min
the day I heard the news
         E             F#
said the deal has been done
    c#min     Ab             c#min
the moon just bought out the sun
                 Eb
I'd heard of the deal
    Ab                   c#min         
but never thought it was real
            E         F#
said if the sun don't shine
             c#min            G#        c#min
if you wanna live there ain't no use in tryin
                         Eb
Now the preachers were a prayin
        Ab               c#min
and the old farmers kept sayin
      E                   F#
if tomorrow the sun don't rise
    c#min          G#      c#min
I'm afraid I won't open my eyes
                       Eb
so the people gathered round
    Ab            c#min
and nobody made a sound
            E                  F#
said if the rooster refuses to crow
    c#min       G#       c#min
the fields will cease to grow
                         Eb
there eyes stared to the sky
    Ab          c#min
and noone could cry
           E          F#
said there is no more doubt
                   c#min G#         c#min
as they watched the sun slowly burn out
                             Eb
now the drunkards loosened a buckle
        Ab                c#min                     
and the wise men began to chuckle
            E                   F#
said if the sun don't come back soon
      c#min G#      c#min
we'll never see the moon
                           Eb
now the moon realized his mistake 
         Ab         c#min
and grew red in the face
        E               F#
said my lesson has been learned
               c#min        G#           c#min
when you don't think you're bound to get burned