F              Bb                Gm                        C
I know what you?re thinking what?s Barney been drinking that girl was smokin? hot
F       Bb      Gm      C
Yes I could?ve nailed her but no it?s not a failure ?cause there?s one thing she is not
      Dm        C
To score a ten would be just fine but I?d rather be dressed to the nines
F       Dm      Bb   F Gm Bb C
It?s a truth you can?t refute
        C
Nothing suits me like a suit
F       Bb      Gm      C
Picture a world where all the boys and girls are impeccably well-dressed
F       Bb
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
         Gm     C
That puppy in a double breast
         Dm
That eighties dude with mutton chops
         C
That baby with a lollipop
F                                             Dm    Bb  F Gm Bb C
That lady cop who?s kinda cute

Nothing suits me like a suit
F       Dm
Wingmen I can wear, they?re oh so debonair
Bb      Gm      C
The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
Dm      Bb
In navy, blue, or black, check out this perfect rack
  Gm         Bb                  C
I want to give them a squeeze
        Gm      Bb      C       Dm
(Marshall) Oh really?  Then answer these questions if you please
Dm
What would you do if you had to choose between your suits and a pot of gold? (Suits)
          Bb
(Ted) What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you?d never grow old? (Suits)
Gm
(Robin) What would you pick one million chicks or a single three-piece suit? (It?s moot)
          C
(Lily) What if world peace were within your reach? (Barney) I?m gonna stop you right 
there.  It?s suits.  Come on Lily.  Get your head out of your ass.
C
2 ? 3 ? 4!
F       Dm      Bb                        C
Girls will go and girls will come but there?s only one absolute

           F    Dm                                 Bb                       C
Every bro on the go needs to know that there?s no accepted substitute
       Dm       C
I?m sorry suits lets make amends my Sunday best are my best friends
F       Dm      Bb       C
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
            F   Dm      Bb      C       F        Dm
?Cause nothing suits me the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Bb
Like
C
A...

Wait for it!
F      Dm   Bb   C
Suit!

End on F.