All Time Low - The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver F# B Bb B F# B Bb B Ebm B Bb B Ebm B Bb B e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------4-3-4--------------4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| D|---4-4--4--4--4-3-4---4-4--4--4--4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| A|---4-4--4--4--2-1-2---4-4--4--4--2-1-2----6-6--6--6--2-1-2---6-6--6--6--2-1-2-------| E|---2-2--2--2----------2-2--2--2-----------------------------------------------------| F# Bb B F# B Bb B Stop fucking around with my emotions Ebm B Bb B I like you better when you're numb F# B Bb B I'm sick and tired of false devotion Ebm Devote yourself to moving on B Bb B Or suck it up and let it go C# B But you're always out to get me F# B Bb B F# B Bb B You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers Ebm B Bb B That's just my luck these days Ebm B Bb B Why can't you just be happy for me? F# B Bb B B Bb B You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway Ebm B Bb B It kind of feels like sabotage Ebm B Bb B Why can't you just be happy for B Why can't you just be happy for me? F# B Bb B F# B Bb B Ebm B Bb B Ebm B Bb B e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------4-3-4--------------4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| D|---4-4--4--4--4-3-4---4-4--4--4--4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| A|---4-4--4--4--2-1-2---4-4--4--4--2-1-2----6-6--6--6--2-1-2---6-6--6--6--2-1-2-------| E|---2-2--2--2----------2-2--2--2-----------------------------------------------------| F# You think your opinions make you savy Ebm Your running mouth falls on deaf ears F# You say you're winning 'cause your laughing Ebm Well I'm crying crocodile tears Just suck it up and let it go C# B But you're always out to get me F# You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers Ebm That's just my luck these days Why can't you just be happy for me? F# You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway Ebm It kind of feels like sabotage Why can't you just be happy for, B Why can't you just be happy for me? F# Ebm Why can't you just be happy for F# Ebm Why can't you just be happy for me? I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough F# Ebm Why can't you just be happy for me? I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough C# B But you're always out to get me F# You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers Ebm That's just my luck these days Why can't you just be happy for me? F# You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway Ebm It kind of feels like sabotage Why can't you just be happy for, B Why can't you just be happy for me? F# B Bb B F# B Bb B Ebm B Bb B Ebm B Bb B e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------4-3-4--------------4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| D|---4-4--4--4--4-3-4---4-4--4--4--4-3-4----8-8--8--8--4-3-4---8-8--8--8--4-3-4-------| A|---4-4--4--4--2-1-2---4-4--4--4--2-1-2----6-6--6--6--2-1-2---6-6--6--6--2-1-2-------| E|---2-2--2--2----------2-2--2--2-----------------------------------------------------| Okay, so this is with standard tuning, althought I believe that it is play by downtuning all half a step. So basically Playing G and Em instead of F# and D#m (if you want the 'real chords) Also always play that B Bb B even though I stopped writing it (for more clarity)