Intro
A, E, D, E

A                 E
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
 D                        E
Why don't you just let me in.

               A 
I know you're scared of disease
             E 
But let's pretend it's the eighties
  D                  E
I wanna go skin to skin.

  D                       E
Haven't you heard about a thing called love?
     A
Goes usually free to guys like me
     D          E
From girls like you.

A                  E
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
    D                     E
I'm not gonna wear one of those.

             A
See I've got poor circulation
             E 
And now i'm thinking that maybe
      D                          E
It'll cut off the blood from my toes.


Besides it's like 
 D                          E
thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami
      A
Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami
D
You wouldn't do it girl
D                     E
So why'd you do it to me?

A                  E 
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
 D                         E
Why do you think you know best? (Why?)

  A                 
I just want your loving girl
  E
I don't want your baby
     D                        E
So I promise to aim for your chest

D                  E
I understand that you've got issues
        A                          D
But it's okay baby, I got tissues
                                               E
And if that's not enough to set your world on fire
               E
I also got an african choir.

(African choir part is A, E, D, E)