Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
Tabbed By: jon
EMail: toxic345x@yahoo.ca

Chords used:  Ab - 466544
                  C# - 446664
                  Eb - 668886
This song is easy but fun to play.  To figure out the rhythm to strum, just
listen to the CD.
Ab
Woke up in the morning
C#
Put on my new plastic glove
Ab
Served some reheated salisbury steak
C#
With a little slice of love
Ab                              C#
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Eb
Just know everything's doing fine
        C#                      Ab
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Ab
Well I wear this net on my head
C#
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out
Ab
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
C#
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
Ab
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
C#
But there's not reason to shout
Eb
Everybody gets enough food
                C#              Ab
Down here in Lunchlady Land
C#                                              Ab
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
C#
And my breath reeks of tuna
                                                Eb
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
Ab
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
C#
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Ab
Mountains built of shepherds pie
C#
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
Ab
But don't forget to return your trays
C#
And try to ignore my gum disease
Eb
No student can escape the magic of
C#              Ab              C#
Lunchlady Land
Ab
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
                                        C#
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
C#
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Ab
Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
C#
Navy beans, navy beans
C#
Meatloaf sandwich
Ab
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
C#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Ab
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
C#
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Ab
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
C#
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
Ab
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
C#
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told
Ab
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
C#
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
Ab
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
etc...
It's called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Eb
Well me and sloppy joe got married
C#
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
                        Ab
Down in Lunchlady Land
Enjoy!
Jake Christofferson
trishc@cyberport.net