TITLE: Ironic ARTIST: Alanis Morissette ALBUM: Jagged Little Pill SUBMITTED BY: Nans87 NOTE: ~ ~ ~ CAPO ON 4TH FRET!! ~ ~ ~ Standard tuning. CHORDS: Cmaj7 : x32003 D6? : x54005 D** : xx0032 D/F# : 2x023x G (9 fr.) : 3x023x Em7 : 033020 D : xx0323 G : 320033 *x are those strings you shouldn't strum! D**= |--3--2--------| |--------3-----| |-----------0--| |--------------| |--------------| |--------------| Intro: Cmaj7 D6? Cmaj7 D** Hi yi yi--- yi yi yi yi yi yi D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 An old man turned ninety-eight D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 He won the lottery and died the next day D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 It´s a black fly in your Chardonnay D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 It´s a death row pardon two minutes too late D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 Isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: D G D Em7 It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em7 It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em7 It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C Dsus4 Who would ´ve thought ... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought " Well isn´t this nice ... " And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: D G D Em7 It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em7 It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em7 It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C Dsus4 Who would ´ve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D6? Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D6? When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right Cmaj7 D6? And life has a funny way of helping you out when Cmaj7 D6? You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up D** In your face A traffic jam when you´re already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It´s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think D /F# G (9 fr.) D/F# Em7 A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ... Chorus: D G D Em7 It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em7 It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em7 It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C Dsus4 Who would ´ve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D6? Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D6? Cmaj7 Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out Helping you out