If If Ain't One Thing by Alan Jackson
   

Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1

VERSE  1

  G          Bm           C
I guess It's  just not my day

     G          Bm          C       D7
The wind blew my morning paper  away

                        C
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of  glass

           D7                             C    D    Em D Em D7
From that storm door you  broke when you left here so  fast

CHORUS

G            Bm              C
If it ain't one thing it's you

    D7                           C           G
If you've  heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's  true
                    Bm           C
The wheels  seem to fall off whatever I  do

G            D7             G Bm  C D Em D7
If it ain't one thing it's you

VERSE  2

         G            Bm        C
Well, I rented that movie you  hate

          G   Bm        C              D7
But that old VCR just chewed up the  tape

                                         C
Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a  steak

       D7                           C   D  Em    D  Em D7
All I found was that  old piece of our wed-ding cake   

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE

     Bm                   C
But I never knew that I needed you so

     Bm                         C     D   Em  D  Em  D7
But now  that I've lost you, I can't let you go   

REPEAT CHORUS

C    G            D7                G
Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you