Cheeseburger in Paradise


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Tried to a-mend my car-   nivorous  hab-its
           Made it nearly seventy days
losin'     weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds

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drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.  But at
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night I'd have these won-derful dreams, some kind of sensuous treat. 
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   Not zuc-chini, fettu-cini or bul-gar wheat, but a big 
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	   warm bun	 and a huge hunk of meat.

Chorus:   G           A                D
	  Cheese-     burger in        paradise
          Heaven on   earth with an on-ion slice
	  Not too par-ticular, not     too precise, I'm just a
	  
          G      D         A    D
 	  cheese-burger in para-dise

Additional lyrics:

Heard about the old-time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.

But times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need.
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed.

(chorus)

I like mine with lettuce and tomato		       
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes			__    GUITAR
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer			/    TACET HERE
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer for my   /

(chorus)

Enjoy!