I did this by ear, and there are a couple of spots I think are just a little off, but 
otherwise it should be good.

Intro: D (7 fr.)

Verse:
     G                                 C
You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side
     D                         G                    (D/F#)  Em
you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
                      Am
that i'm blind to any evil you could do
           D
and that i love you like any other girl could ever do

    G
you love the things that i love
         C
you love art and you love books
             D
and you love love as much as i do
        G
and you lovee my dirty looks
    (D/F#)  Em        Bm
and you love me right now
   D
so how

Single notes: C#   C      D
             can   you   love

Chords:  G
        vegemite?
               C
it tastes like sadness
               D
it tastes like batteries
               G
it tastes like asses
   D/F#   Em           G7                     C      
       Cm
i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
           D                          G
it is the vegemite my darling, or its me

G           D                G
you have to make the fucking choice
                         C
i cannot sit with you at breakfast
         D                          G
the very smell of it obliterates my senses
            D/F#        Em                               Am
and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
                               D
which means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that

         G             C
the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands
                 D
please wash your hands
               G                    D/F#     Em
you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard


Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again


it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take
 what about me? what about my feelings?

        G
I'm Sorry

Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)

   G
I love you
        C                              D
and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely
  G                 D/F#             Em
i might just always leave the room at meal times
                  Am
or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week
            D
if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth

            G                 C
you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes
          D                   G
i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose
            G7                             C             Cm
i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be
          D
it is the vegemite my darling,
          Ab dim (or E7)
it is the vegemite my darling
          D
put down the vegemite fucker
          Cm          G
or i'll leave.