DEAR CATASTROPHE WAITRESS By Belle and Sebastian From the album 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress' Transcribed by Daniel Ashwood http://viciousmalloy.imess.net/ April 30, 2005 Verse one: --------- Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress Bb C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if you seem to have the D C F Em Am weight of the world over you Bb Ab I cherish your smile Cm Eb Ab Cm There's a word of peace on your lips Gm Ab Bb Say it, and with tenderness F G Bb I'll cherish you F G I'll cherish you Verse two: --------- Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend Bb C D (hold 2 extra measures) Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend C F I'm sorry if he hit you with a D C F Em Am full can of Coke; it's no joke Bb Ab Your face is bleeding Cm Eb Ab Cm You'll soon be lea-ving this town Gm Ab to the clowns who worship Bb F G No one but themselves Bb F Bm No one but themselves Bridge: ------ C I hate feeling this way Bm C Oh I hate feeling this way F Bb7 I know that you hate it too F Gm7 E Oh Now that your coffee's going cold F Gm7 E Oh All of the customers look so old F Gm7 A Oh Honey, if I could be so bold Verse three: ----------- Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress Bb C D (two more measures again) Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if the kids hold you in D C F cold disregard Em Am A I know it's ha-ard Bb Ab Stick to what you know Cm Eb Ab Cm You'll blow them all to the wall Gm Ab when they realize what Bb F G you've been working for Bb F G What you've been working for Bb F G What you've been working for Chords: ------ Bb:113331 Em:022000 A:002220 Am:002210 Dm:000231 Ab:466544 C:030210 Cm:335543 D:000232 Eb:668886 F:133211 Gm:355333 Gm7:353333 G:355433 Bb7:113131 Bm:224432