great song, I saw them play this live at reading last year. 
This is a song that made it onto the latest album (War on errorism),
in the form of a live video, check it out. listen to fat mike + check
out the unprecedented vid too. Damn you, bush!...damn you...*fist shake*
Anyway, send your comments/suggestions to Joeheadycus@hotmail.com +
here's the tab. 

-changes since 8/5/2003: split the verse into 4 parts, everything 
now fits perfectly. A few small changes to the chorus + pre chorus.
Now fits perfectly with guitar part too, this is now 100%, im sure.

-changes on 15/7/2003: Moved some notes from the D string to the A 
string, they are the same notes as before just on a different string 
and played higher up. You'll get a more bassy sound + this is the way 
fat mike plays it. Oh, yeah, also 2 notes on "verse3" were wrong, turns 
out you stay on the 3 fret all along. Ok, i REALLY am sure this is 100% 
now. Honestly!


intro (repeat until vocals start)
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|-10--10--10--10-----------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------

verse parts1&2
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|-10--10--10--10--9--9--9--9--7--7--7--7--3--3--5--5-----
E|--------------------------------------------------------
part 1:"he's not smart..."
part 2:"beady eyes..."

verse part 3
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|--10--10--10--10--5--5--5--5--6--6--6--6--3--3--3--3----
E|--------------------------------------------------------
"he signs stuff...."

verse part 4
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|--10--10--10--10--5--5--5--5--6--6--6--6----------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------
"cocaine and a..."

pre chs
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|---3~----3~----3~---------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------
"don't matter..."

chs
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|--10--10--10--10--9--9--9--9--0--0--0--0--5--5--5--5----
E|--------------------------------------------------------
"The idiot son of an asshole..."

during melvin's solo thingy, just play this over and over
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|--10--10--10--10----------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------

drum solo bit (after two lines of singing)
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------------------------------
A|--10~------9~------3~------5~---------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------

8/5/2003