I Noticed how there was no tabs for the ribbed as an album on the whole, and i thought wow that wuld save time and all that, so instead of stealing other peoples tabs, and puttin them all in 1 big document, i set about doing a tab for every song from ribbed one by one. I starting doing this in december of 2002, and its taken me until fukin may to do it….its not coz i have exams and coursework and stuff to do aswell….its because these are high quality tabs…HONEST !!! Anyway…first off the track listing, then away with ur first tab of ribbed….the mighty green corn o Green Corn o Moron Brothers o Showerdays o Food, Sex & Ewe o Just the Flu o El Lay o New Boobs o Cheese / Where's My Slice o Together On The Sand (I DIDNT TAB IT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS !) o Nowhere o Brain Constipation o Gonoherpasyphilaids o I Don't Want You Around o The Malachi Crunch ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== Band: NOFX Song: Green Corn Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com) This is a really cool, High energy song, its not too hard, but you do have to be reasonably quik to play it correctly. Green Corn This is the intro, with the cool guitar solo at the beginning: REPEAT TWICE x2 G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------33333333333------------------------------| A:-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00------------------3-3--3------------------------| E:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-00-0000-00-0000-00-0000-0000-0000-00-0000-00-0000-00 Once u have played that thru twice, keep playing an open A ^ until the appropriate time to play THIS… Before the verse is about to begin, play this G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:-----------------------------------------------------------------------22-2--22-2| A:------------------3-3--0000---------------------------3-00-----------------------| E:-1-0-1-0-1------------------------------1-0-1-0-1-----------3-3------------------| VERSE: G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3--------| E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1---------------------| Then it’s the intro again INTRO: G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:---------------------------------------33333333333-------------------------------| A:-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00-0-00------------------3-3--3------------------------| E:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE: G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3--------| E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1---------------------| POST VERSE: G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0| E:----------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------| This bit comes after the second verse, when there are voices singing ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhh’ G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:------------------------------------------------------0-2-3-2-5-3-----------------| E:555-555-555-555---333-333-333-333---1111------------------------------------------| PRE-SOLO: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------3-| E:---------------------------------------------------------------------1-0-1-0-1----| GUITAR SOLO: X2 G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--------------------------------------5-5--5-5--5-5-------------------------------| E:-5-5--5-5--5-5----3-3--3-3--3-3--------------------5-5--5-5--5-5------------------| VERSE: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-----------------------------------3-3-3------------------------------3-3---------| E:--5-5-5------1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3---1-1-1----------------------| OUTRO: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5----0-2-3-2-----------------------| E:-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------------------3-/-5-/-0-------| ^ Do this very last bit in 1 smooth sliding action, from 3 to 5 off to an open, it sounds funky. ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== MORON BROTHERS Band: NOFX Song: Moron Brothers Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com) This is indeed a very cool song, it isn’t too hard, but hitting the rhythm points for the intro can be sometimes quite hard. Its pretty easy though, and wasn’t hard to workout at all. INTRO: Part 1.. play 4 times G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3---5-5--5-5-5--7-7---8-8--8-8-8-8--------------| E:--------------3-3----1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------------------------| Rest……then Part2: G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A---3-3--3-3-3----------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3------------------------------| E---------------------3-3---1-1--1-1-1------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3----------| Part 3: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3(x12)------------------------------------- 3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8--8-8--7-7----------| E:-------------3(x12)----1(x12)-----------------------------------------------------| MAIN VERSE: play twice G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--3-3--3-3-3-3------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------| E:-------------------1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------3--1-1-1-1------------------| Part2:again G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A---3-3--3-3-3----------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3------------------------------| E---------------------3-3---1-1--1-1-1------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3----------| MAIN VERSE: play twice G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--3-3--3-3-3-3------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------| E:-------------------1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------3--1-1-1-1------------------| PRE CHORUS G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:---3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8-7-7-7-7---------------------| E:------------------3-1-1--1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------| CHORUS: play twice G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:---3-3--3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------------------------| E:------------------------3-3--3-3-3-3-----1-1--1-1-1-1-----3-3--3-3-3-3------------| POST CHORUS: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--3-3-3--------------------------------3-3-3--------------------------------------| E:----------3-3-3---1-1-1-1-1-1----------------3-3-3---1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-3----| BRIDGE: Part1 (parts in brackets are optional, but I play em coz it funks it up a bit) G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0------------------------------------0-2-3)----------------| E:--------------------------------3----3-1----1-0---0-3--(3-3-----------------------| BRIDGE: part2 (parts in brackets are optional, but I play em coz it funks it up a bit) G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:------------------------------5--5----3-3---2-2-----5--5—(5-5)--------------------| A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0----------------------------------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| BRIDGE: Part1 - again G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3---3-2----2---2-0----0------------------------------------0-2-3)----------------| E:--------------------------------3----3-1----1-0---0-3--(3-3-----------------------| INTRO: Part 1.. play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3---5-5--5-5-5--7-7---8-8--8-8-8-8--------------| E:--------------3-3----1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------------------------| Part:4 G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:--------------------------3--3-3-3-3----------------------------2-3-3---3-3-3-3---| A:-- 3-3--3-3-3-------------------------3-5-5--5-5-5-5------------------------------| E:-----------------------3----------------------------------------------------------| Part:5 G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:---3--2--0------------------------------------------------------------------------| E:--------------------3----1-1-1-1---------3-3-3-3----------------------------------| PRE CHORUS G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:---3-3--3-3-3-----------------------3-3-3-5-5-5-8-8-8-7-7-7-7---------------------| E:------------------3-1-1--1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------| OUTRO1: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:---3-3--3-----3-3-3-3--3-3--------------------------------------------------------| E:--------------------------------3-3-3-3--3-3------1-1-1-1—1-1------3-3-3-3—3-3----| OUTRO2: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-3-3--3-------------------------------3-3--3--------------------------------------| E:----------3-3--3----1-1--1--1-1--1---------3-3--3---1-----------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== SHOWER DAYS Band: NOFX Song: Shower Days Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) (fartoosexy@hotmail.com) This is probably one of THE coolest songs on the whole of Ribbed, but the intro can be a bitch to play.. what I am basically trying to say is…. My intro may not be 100% correct, but then I doubt anyone’s is, but I play it this way, and u just got to play it hard and fast and it will sound about right, u got a few hard rhythm points to hit long the way, so good luck.. and good luck with the rest of it. INTRO1: play 6 times G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3-0-3--2--------------------------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| K… I am gona honestly wish u guys luck with this next bit, this bit is such a bitch to play. and it’ll near kill u if u cant get it RIght…but determination is the road to success. keep going dudes. Im really not sure if this is even right, so best of luk, and if u have any suggestions email me. INTRO2:play 4 times G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:0-3-0-3-5-3--3-6-8-6-8-5--7-10-11-10-12-10-7-10-12-------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| PRE VERSE: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:------------------------2-2-2--2-------------------------3-3-3--3--2-2-2--2-------| A:-0-0-0--0--3-3-3--3------------2-2-2--2---0-0-0--0------------------------1--1--1-| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Play intro 1 quickly ONCE before it breaks into the main verse MAIN VERSE: play 2x G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------------------| E:---------------------------------------------------------1---1-----3—3------------| INTRO1: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3-0-3--2--------------------------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| INTRO2:play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:0-3-0-3-5-3--3-6-8-6-8-5--7-10-11-10-12-10-7-10-12-------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| MAIN VERSE: play 2x G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------------------------| E:---------------------------------------------------------1---1-----3—3------------| INTRO1: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3--0--3--2------------------------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| PRE CHORUS: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:------5-5-5-------------------------3-3-3-----------------------5-5-5-------------| E:1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5-----1-1-1------3-3-3--3-3-3----1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5| CHORUS: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:-----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3| A:------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------------------| E:-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------------------------| INTRO1: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--//12------------------------------------------------------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| BREAK: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E:5-------3-------1---3-------------------------------------------------------------| Pulse Intro1 on and off….last time round, just before the Guitar solo slide to the twelfth fret on the A string. GUITAR SOLO Part 1: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:--------------X2------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| GUITAR SOLO Part2: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:-3-3-3----0-0-0--------0-0-0-0---3-3-3--------------------------------------------| A:-------------------3-3-3--------------------5-5-5-5--3-3--------------------------| E:--------------------------------------------------------------3-3-3---------------| PRE CHORUS: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:------5-5-5-------------------------3-3-3-----------------------5-5-5-------------| E:1-1-1--------5-5-5--5-5-5-----1-1-1-------3-3-3--3-3-3----1-1-1-------5-5-5--5-5-5| CHORUS: play once G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3---| A:------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------------------| E:-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------------------------------------------------| OUTRO: G:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:--0-0--3-0--3-5----0-0--3--0--3--2------0-0--3-0--3-5-//12-12-12-12-12-12-12------| E:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== Band:Nofx Album:Ribbed Song:Food Sex And Ewe Tabbed By:George Juniper (G dawg) This sounds pretty much IT, it sounds better than the other tab (no offence mate, but nice try!), sum could find this tricky, but have a go at it, and good luck. Although this is a pretty short song, it does repeat things a lot, but I have mapped out the order in which to play everything, it may look long, but its only a 1min 50 0dd long song, so ur not exactly playin’ stairway to heaven. :D This is a pretty cool song, 1 of my friends who got me into NOFX, I think this is one of her favourite songs. Intro: G:-------------------------------------------------------| D:-------------------------5-----------------------------| A:-5h7--7-7-7---5h7--7-7-7----5h7--7-7-7---5-7-5---------| E:-----------------------------------------------7-5-3-0-| Pre Verse: G:-------------------------| D:-------------------------| A:-------------------------| E:--3---------3------------| Main verse: G:----------------------------------------------------| D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------| A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------| E;---3------------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Chorus: G:-------------------------------------------|X3 D:-------------------------------------------| A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------| E:-------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Main verse: G:----------------------------------------------------| D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------| A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------| E;---3------------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Chorus: G:-------------------------------------------|X3 D:-------------------------------------------| A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------| E:-------------------------------------------| Pre Verse variated: G:---------------------------------------| D:---------------------------------------| A:---------------------------------------| E:--3----3-----3--------3-3-3-3-3-3------| Main verse: G:----------------------------------------------------| D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------| A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------| E;---3------------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Chorus: G:-------------------------------------------|X3 D:-------------------------------------------| A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------| E:-------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Main verse: G:----------------------------------------------------| D:-------------5---7-5-4-5-4-2-0---0-2-0--------------| A:-----2-3-5-----5---------------3-------35-5---------| E;---3------------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| Chorus: G:-------------------------------------------|X3 D:-------------------------------------------| A:---3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5----------------| E:-------------------------------------------| Main verse variant: G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----------5---7-5-4-5--4-2-0---0-2-0------------------| A:---2-3-5----5----------------3--------3-2-0-----------| E:-3----------------------------------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== JUST THE FLU Song: Just The Flu Album: Ribbed Artist: NOFX Tabbed by: George Juniper (G Dawg) This song is a pretty darn sweet addition, to the ribbed album, and I don’t think the album would be the same without it, it has a raw punk rock sound, with ribbed’s signature fast guitar solo’s. SWEET! I know I say every song that I tab is fukin brilliant, but that is because ribbed is a brilliant album, and probably ONE of my favourite NOFX albums.(there’s sooo many to choose from!) Intro: Play this part every time you have played the first bit 3 times G:------------------------------------|----------------------------| D:------------------------------5-----|----------------------------| A:-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-5-6-7-------------|----3-3-3--2-2-2------------| E:------------------------------------|-------------------3-3-3----| Guitar solo: G:-----------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------3-3-3--3-3-3----------------5-5-5--5-3-2---------| A:-0-0-0--0-0-0---------------3-3-3--3-3-3-------------------------| E:-----------------------------------------------------------------| Verse:X4 G:-----------------------------------------------------------------| D:-------------------------------------------------5-5-5--5-5-5----| A:-0-0-0--0-0-0----------------3-3-3--3-3-3------------------------| E:-----------------1-1-1--1-1-1------------------------------------| Chorus: X2 *=play 12X G:---------------------------------| D:----*---------------*------------| A:---0--------*------3--------*----| E:-----------1---------------3-----| Bridge: G:-------------------------------------| D:-------------------------------------| A:-------------------------------------| E:---5-5--3-6-6--5----8-6-5-5-5--------| Solo2: G:----------------------------------------------------------------| D:-3-3-3--3-3-3-------------------5-5-5--5-3-2---3-3-3------------| A:----------------3-3-3--3-3-3-----------------------------3-3-3--| E:----------------------------------------------------------------| Verse:X4 G:--------------------------------------------------------------| D:-------------------------------------------------5-5-5--5-5-5-| A:-0-0-0--0-0-0----------------3-3-3--3-3-3---------------------| E:-----------------1-1-1--1-1-1---------------------------------| Chorus: X2 *=play 12X G:------------------------------------------------------| D:----*---------------*---------------------------------| A:---0--------*------3----------------------------------| E:-----------1---------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3>5>3----------| > = slide to note ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== EL LAY Song: El Lay Album: Ribbed Artist: NOFX Tabbed by: George Juniper (G Dawg) Get out of ma way, cant u see im from el lay! This song is pretty cool as well, but beware of the octave change u may have to be careful, as it changes throughout the song. Main:X4 G:--------------------------------| D:--------3-3-3-------------------| A:--0-0----------3-3--------------| E:---------------------3-3-3 -----| Verse:X4 Play end part Once You have played the first bit 4x G:----------------------------------------------|-------------| D:-----------3-3-3-3----------------------------|-------------| A:-0-0-0-0-----------3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5---------|------/8-----| E:----------------------------------------------|---1---------| Main:X2 G:--------------------------------| D:--------3-3-3-------------------| A:--0-0----------3-3--------------| E:---------------------3-3-3 -----| Verse:X4 Play end part Once You have played the first bit 4x G:----------------------------------------------|-------------| D:-----------3-3-3-3----------------------------|-------------| A:-0-0-0-0-----------3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5---------|------/8-----| E:----------------------------------------------|---1---------| Main riff Variation: h=hammer-on G-----------------------------------------------| D-------3-3-3-----------------------------------| A---0-0-------3-3-------5h7-5h7-5h7--3----------| E-----------------3-3-3-----------------------5-| Main:X2 G:--------------------------------| D:--------3-3-3-------------------| A:--0-0----------3-3--------------| E:---------------------3-3-3 -----| ~~THE TUNE CHANGES HERE AND GOES SLIGHTLY HIGHER!~~ Verse 2: X4 G:------------------------------------------------|--------------| D:-----------5-5-5-5------------------------------|--------------| A:-2-2-2-2-----------5-5-5-5-----7-7-7-7----------|--------/10---| E:------------------------------------------------|--3-----------| Main riff 2: X2 G:-------------------------------------| D:--------5-5-5------------------------| A:--2-2----------5-5-0-0-0-------------| E:-------------------------------------| Verse 2: X2 G:------------------------------------------------|--------------| D:-----------5-5-5-5------------------------------|--------------| A:-2-2-2-2-----------5-5-5-5-----7-7-7-7----------|--------/10---| E:------------------------------------------------|--3-----------| Outro h=hammer-on G:-----------------------------------------------| D:-------5-5-5-----------------------------------| A:-2-2----------5-5-0-0-0--7h9--7h9--7h9-5-------| E:-------------------------------------------7---| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== NEW BOOBS Song: New Boobs Album: Ribbed Artist: NOFX Tabbed by: George Juniper (G dawg) This song is quite Cool, the voice choir bit at the end will make you chuckle for sure. This song variants so *** much, so where it says, > go onto the next line carrying it on. Ok? Well this is quite hard coz of its variations, but I wish you luck with it all the same. # intro # *=play 4X %=pause G:----------------------------------------------------*--| D:---------------------------------------------------5---| A:---7-7-%%%%%%%%%%%%%-7-7-%%%-7-5-7-%%%-3-3-3-3-2-2-----| E:-------------------------------------------------------| Line: X2 G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:-----------------------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-| A:---------------5-5-5-5-3-5---0-0-0-0---------------5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-----------| E:---0-0-3-0-3----------------3------------0-0-3-0-3-----------------------------| Verse: X2 *=play 5-6X #=play 3X G:---------------------------------------------------------------------|> D:----*-------*-------*---------------*-------*-------*----------------|> A:---7-------7-------7---------------5-------5-------7-----5-------5-6-|> E:---------------------------0-2-3-2-------------------------00303-----|> G:-------------------------------------------------------------------|> D:----*-------*-------*-------------------*-------*-------*-------*--|> A:---7-------7-------7-------7-9-10-9-5-------5-------0-------0------|> E:-------------------------------------------------------------------|> G:----------------------------------------------|> D:----*-------*-------#--7-6-7-9-7-6-7-6--------|> A:--7-------7-------0------------------------9--|> E:----------------------------------------------|> End of verse *=play 6X G:-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*----------| A:---7-------7-------0-------0-------5-------5-------0-----/12-------7--| E:-----------------------------------------------------------------------| Line: X2 G:------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-| A:---------------5-5-5-5-3-5---0-0-0-0---------------5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2----------| E:---0-0-3-0-3----------------3------------0-0-3-0-3----------------------------| # bridge # G:-----------------------------| D:-----------------------------| A:------/7--------/7-----------| E:---0---------0---------------| Verse 2: X2 *=play 5-6X #=play 3X (Now my body is a model...) > G:---------------------------------------------------------------------------|> D:----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*----------------------|> A:---7-------7-------7-------7-------5-------5-------7-----5-------------5-6-|> E:---------------------------------------------------------------0-0-3-0-3---|> G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:----*-------*-------*-----------------*-------*-------*-------*----------| A:---7-------7-------7----------------5-------5-------0-------0-------7----| E:---------------------------0-2-3-2---------------------------------------| Voice choir line (new boobz—jugs) G:-----------------------------| D:-----------------------------| A:---3-3-2-0-0-----------------| E:-------------3-1-1-1-3-3-3---| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== CHEESE/WHERES MY SLICE ? Song: Cheese/where’s my slice Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G-Dawg) This song is very cool..has a kinda political side to it…which is sometimes refreshing to NOFX’s Normally Meaningless , But None The Less BRILLIANT songs. This song variates A LOT so be careful, where the verses and chorus’ change their tune, I have put ie:chorus2 etc, to show that they are similar but different to the ones that have come before, so that’s there to help you so you don’t trip the *** over on ur way to NOFX glory! Have Fun, And on this intro bit, u gota play the 0-2-3 bit well fast, it sounds funky, may be hard at first but you will eventually get there!! Go for it! …god I wrote a lot there intro *=play 3X #=play 7X G:-------------------#------| D:--#--------0-2-3--3--*---*|x2 A:-0---0-2-3----------3---2-| E:--------------------------| G:--------------#---------| D:--#------0-2-3--------*-| A:-0--0-2-3----------3----| E:------------------------| G:-------------------#----------------------| D:--#--------0-2-3--3--*---*------0---2-2-2-| A:-0---0-2-3----------3---2-----------------| E:------------------------------------------| Verse: play all notes 6X G:---------------------------------------------------| D:---2---------------3-------------------------------| A:-----------3---------------3-----------------------| E:-------1-------3-------3-------1---3---1---3---3---| chorus: play all notes 12X G:-----------------------| D:-----------------------| A:---3-------0-----------| E:-------------------1---| Bridge: *=play 6X G:--12*-----11*-----11*------9*-----12*-----12*--11-14*---12-14*-->> D:---------------------------------------------------------------->> A:---------------------------------------------------------------->> E:---------------------------------------------------------------->> >Bridge: >--12*--11-12-16-14-12-11---| >---------------------------| >---------------------------| >---------------------------| verse2: play all notes 6x G:---------------------------------------------------| D:---2---3-----------3-------------------------------| A:-----------3---------------3-----------------------| E:---------------3-------3-------1---3---1---3---3---| chorus2: *=play 12X G:-----------------------------------------| D:----*-------------------3-2--5-4--7-6----| A:---3--------*-------*------3----5----7---| E:-----------0-------1---------------------| verse3: Play all Notes 6x G:---------------------------------------------------| D:---4---------------5-------------------------------| A:-----------5---------------5-----------------------| E:-------3-------5-------5-------3---5---3---5---5---| chorus3: play all notes 12x G:-------------------------------------------------------| D:-------------------------------------------------------| A:---5-------2---------------5-------5-------------------| E:-------------------3-----------------------2-------3---| Outro: *=play 12x G:------------------------------------------| D:----*-------------------------------------| A:---5--------*-------*----5-4--7-6--9-8----| E:-----------2-------3---------5---7----9/--| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== NOWHERE Song: Nowhere Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G Dawg) This songs okay, not great but it has a few variations u gota look out for, have fun. Intro1: G:-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D:-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A:-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E:- 5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--5--0-5--0-5-0--| Intro2: G:--------------------------------------------------------------| D:----------------------------------3----3----3-----------------| A:-------------------------------------3----3---3----3----3-5-3-| E:-5--0-5--0-5-0-5--0-5--0-5-0----------------3----3------------| Verse: *=play 6x G:-----------------------*-----------*---*--| D:--------*---------*--3----*---*--3---5----| A:---0---3----*---5-------3---5-------------| E:-----------3------------------------------| Solo: G:---------------------------------------------------------------| D:--------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3--| A:--3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------| E:---------------------------------------------------------------| Verse2: *=Play 6x G:--------------------------------*---*--| D:----*---*-------*-------*---*--3---5---| A:---0---3----*--5----*--3---5-----------| E:-----------3-------1-------------------| Verse3: *=Play 6x G:--------------------------------*---*--| D:----*---*-------*--3--------*--3---5---| A:---0---3----*--5-------3---5-----------| E:-----------3---------------------------| Solo: x3 G:------------------------------------------------------------------| D:--------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-----| A:--3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------| E:------------------------------------------------------------------| Outro: G:-5--0-5--0-5-0|-----------------------------------------------------------> D:-----------------|--------------------------------------------------------> A:-----------------|3----3----3---3----3----3------6----6---6----6----6-8-6-> E:------4X--------|---3----3---3----3----3---3-4----4----4---6----6---------> Outro Continued: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------17---| --10---10---10--10---10---10------13--13--13--------13--13--15-13—17---15-17-----| -----10---10--10---10---10—10-11---11--11—11-13--13--13------15--15--------------| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== BRAIN CONSTIPATION Song: Brain Constipation Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G dawg) This song is probably the worst song off of ribbed, even if it is the worst, there’s still not a bad NOFX song in circulation (excluding the whole of maximum rock n roll, even that is gold though) This is still kinda fun to play, some of it is hard to make out so don’t come cryin if its wrong. The intro is well lon, i done it as intro and intro continued, play continued as if it is the same lie as intro. Intro: G------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ E---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3- Intro continued: ---------------------------------------5| ------------------------------------5---| --------3-0-3-5-3-0-0-0-3-0-3-5-7-------| 3---------------------------------------| Verse: (pause after each go) X2 G--------------------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------------------------------------------------| E---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-/-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| Verse2: *= Play X6 G----------------------------------------------5--4---------------> D-----------------------------------------------------------------> A------*-*--5-5-5-3-----*-5-5-5-----*-*-5-5-5-------------*--5-5-5> E---5-5-5------------3-3---------5-5-5-----------------3-3--------> >verse2 >---------------------------------------------/END1----| >-------------------------------------------------------| >------*-*-5-5-5-3-------*-5-5-5----*-*-5-5-5---5--0----| >---5-5-5----------3—-3-3--------5-5-5--------3---------| bridge: ‘I'm going away’ *=play 16X #=play 12X G---------------------------------------------------------------------| D----------------------------*-----------*----------------------------| A----*-----------*----------7-----------8------------#--------5-5-5---| E---1-----------3-----------------------------------3-----------------| Verse2: *= Play X6 G----------------------------------------------5--4---------------> D-----------------------------------------------------------------> A------*-*--5-5-5-3-----*-5-5-5-----*-*-5-5-5-------------*--5-5-5> E---5-5-5------------3-3---------5-5-5-----------------3-3--------> >verse2 >-------------------------------------------------------| >-------------------------------------------------------| >------*-*-5-5-5-3-------*-5-5-5----*-*-5-5-5---5--0----| >---5-5-5----------3—-3-3--------5-5-5--------3---------| Bridge intro: G---------------16--------------| D---------14-16----16-14h16-16--| A---0/////----------------------| E-------------------------------| : # bridge2 # *=play 12X #=play 7X > G-|-------------------2X----------------------------|-> D-|----*--------------------------------------------|-> A-|10-8--------------10-10-10----10-7-10-7-10--10--#|-> E-|---------------------------0-0----------------10-|-> >bridge2 >----------------------------------------------11--12--11----| >------*------------------------------------/12--12--12--12--| >--10-8-------10-10-10----10-7-10-7-10-----------------------| >----------------------0-0-----------------------------------| G---------------16--------------| D---------14-16----16-14h16-16--| A---0/////----------------------| E-------------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== GONOHERPASYPHLAIDS Song: Gonoherpasyphlaids Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed By George Juniper (G-Dawg_ Good Fun Song, quite funny…BUT WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE PEOPLE!! Remember protection guys…anyways…how about a little NOFX song To warm us up?? Yeah? Okay then This songs kind of easy but still easy if fun to play sometimes isn’t it, some of the sections may be quite long…so if there is an arrow ( > ) at the end of the line, it means go onto the little block underneath it..comprende? if there ARE any problems, email me as ever fartoosexy@hotmail.com go for it dudes!! Moreover, have fun! Main: G:-------------------------------| D:-------------------------------| A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| E:-------------------------------| Verse: *=play 8X #=play 6X G:------------------------------------------------------------| D:----*-----*-----*-----*-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#------#| A:---0-----0-----0-----0-----5-----5-----2-----2--4--5-----5--| E:------------------------------------------------------------| Main: G:-------------------------------|X3 D:-------------------------------| A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| E:-------------------------------| Verse: G:------------------------------------------------------------| D:----*-----*-----*-----*-----#-----#-----#-----#-----#------#| A:---0-----0-----0-----0-----5-----5-----2-----2--4--5-----5--| E:------------------------------------------------------------| Main Variated: G:--------------------------------------------------------| D:--------------------------------------------------------| A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-0-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7---| E:--------------------------------------------------------| : # bridge # *=play 8X #=play 6X G:------------------------------------------------------------>> D:--*-----*-------5-7-5---------5-7-5------*-----*-----#-----#>> A;-3-----3----0-0-------7-5-0-0-------7-5-3-----3-----8-----8->> E:------------------------------------------------------------>> >-------------------------------| >----#-------#-------#-------#--| >---3-------3-------8-------8---| >-------------------------------| Verse2: *=play 8X #=play 6X G---------------------------------------------------------------> D----*-------*-------*-------*-------#-------#-------#-------#--> A---0-------0-------0-------0-------5-------5-------7-------7---> E---------------------------------------------------------------> >-------------------------------| >----#-------#-------#-------#--| >---2-------2-----4-5-------5---| >-------------------------------| Solo: *=play 6X > G-------------------------------------------------------------------> D----*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*------> A---0-------5-------0-------5-------0-------5-------2-------2-----4-> E-------------------------------------------------------------------> >---------------------------------------------------| >--*-------*----------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| >-5-------5-----/12---------------------------------| >---------------------------------------------------| This End Bit Variates form the main G:-------------------------------| D:-------------------------------| A:---0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---| E:-------------------------------| G:-----------------------------| D:---------------------------7-| A:---0-0-0-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7---| E:-----------------------------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== I DONT WANT YOU AROUND Song: I Don’t Want You Around Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed by: George Juniper (G-Dawg) This is a well cool song, bit of ska to get u up on ya feet again rudie! Sum may find this a bit tricky in sum places, I didn’t personally but I like playing ska lines, so it is whatever you are used to. intro: x2 G:-----------------------------------| D:---------9-------------------------| A:---7---7---7---7-6-5---5-6-7---7---| E:-----------------------------------| Verse: X4 G:-----------------------------------------------------| D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------| A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---| E:-----------------------------------------------------| chorus: *=play 12X #=play 6X G:---------------------------|x1 D:----*-------*-------#---#--| A:---7------10-------5---3---| E:---------------------------| Verse: G:-----------------------------------------------------|x3 D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------| A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---| E:-----------------------------------------------------| chorus2: same as chorus 1..but with a little extra on the end *=play 12X #=play 6X G:-------------------------|-----------------------|play the second D:----*-------*-------#---#|------------------#---#|bit twice A:---7------10-------5---3-|--#---#---#---#--5---3-| E:-------------------------|-0-/12---3-/15---------| G:----------------------------------|X2 D:--------9-------------------------| A:--7---7---7---7-6-5---5-6-7---7---| E:----------------------------------| Verse: G:-----------------------------------------------------|x3 D:-----9-9-----------9--------------7-7--------7-------| A:-7-7-----7-7-10-10--10-10-9-9--7-5---5-5-5-7---7-7---| E:-----------------------------------------------------| chorus2: *=play 12X #=play 6X G-------------------------|-----------------------| Play the Second D----*-------*-------#---#|------------------#---#| Bit Twice A---7------10-------5---3-|--#---#---#---#--5---3-| E-------------------------|-0-/12---3-/15---------| ===================================================================================== ===================================================================================== MALACHI CRUNCH Song: The Malachi Crunch Artist: NOFX Album: Ribbed Tabbed By: George Juniper (G-Dawg) Now this song is kinda cool, not one of my favourites I have to admit, its its okay, a song you can really rock out to I would say. Neways when you look at the introduction u may think OH MY GOD , PLAY 16X!! well, yeah it seems a bit over the top, but you have to remember,, you are gona be playing this kinda fast aren’t you : ) ..well I hope you have good fun with this song, and good luck! intro *=play 16X #=play 8X G:---------------------------------------------------------| D:----*--------------#----------------------------*-------*| A:---4--------*-----4---4-6-6-7-7------------*---4---*---4-| E:-----------5--------------------2-2-2-4-7-5-------5------| verse *=play 6X G:---------------|---------------4X------------| D:----*-------*--|----*-------*-------*-------*| A:---0-------2---|---4-------4-------0-------2-| E:---------------|-----------------------------| Bridge: G:-----------------------------------------------------| D:-----------------------------------------------------| A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---| E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----| verse2: *=play 6X G:-------------------------------|---------------3X--------------| D:----*-------*-------*-------*--|----*-------*-------*-------*--| A:---4-------4-------0-------2---|---4-------2-------0-------2---| E:-------------------------------|-------------------------------| Bridge: G:-----------------------------------------------------| D:-----------------------------------------------------| A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---| E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----| bridge2: *=play 4x G:--------------------------------------------------| D:--------------------------------------------------| A:---------4-4-4-4-4-------------7-6----------------| E:5-5-5-5-5---------5-5-5-5-5---------7---5-5-4-2-0-| G:-------------------------------------------|x2 D:-----------------------*-*-*---------------| A:-4-4-7-6--------------4-4-7-6---*---------*| E:---------7---5-5-4-2-0-------7-5-4-4-2-2-0-| intro *=play 32X #=play 16X G:---------------------------------------------------------| D:----*--------------#----------------------------*-------*| A:---4--------*-----4---4-6-6-7-7------------*---4---*---4-| E:-----------5--------------------2-2-2-4-7-5-------5------| # verse2 # *=play 6X G---------------------------|----3X-----------| D----*---*---*---*---*---*--|----*---*---*---*| A---0---2---4---4---0---2---|---4---2---0---2-| E---------------------------|-----------------| Bridge: G:-----------------------------------------------------|x2 D:-----------------------------------------------------| A:-4--4-0-2-0---------------4--4---4-0-2-0---------4---| E:------------2--0--0-0-2-0----------------2--0--2-----| Well theres you go, the whole of ribbed (exccept together on the sand….but you work it out why i didnt tab that eh ??.. I would like to thank mxtabs for hosting all my tabs….my parents…..no thanks to the government….infact *** you (especially you Bush….i think i might be saying that on behalf of all nofx fans….and nofx to that matter.and the world...i fukin hate the guy...but im english...fuk u 2 Blair whilst im at it u tosser.) Go forth with thy bass and play nofx all day long….coz they rule and you know it…. As ever dont feel like you cant email me, ur feedback would be very cool.. Neway…im going now bye !