Artist: NOFX
Album: Pump Up the Valuum
Song: What’s the Matter With Parents Today?
Tabbed By: MaxHammett

Not that many riffs in this song, so as a result,
It’s pretty easy to play; although it is really
Hard to show the timing right in tabs, but I’ve 
Tried anyway.

Key:
/ - pick slide
x – mute
)) – Let Ring

First Part of Verse(intro) guitar one only
|e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
|B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
|G|-----555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555---|
|D|-7-7-777-6-6-666-5-5-555-4-4-444-3-3-333-x-x-xxx-x-x-xxx-/-|
|A|-----------------------------------------5-5-555-3-3-333-/-|
|E|---------------------------------------------------------/-|

Main Riff
Guitar One
|e|----------------------------------------------------------|
|B|----------------------------------------------------------|
|G|-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555-5-5-555--|
|D|-7-7-777-6-6-666-5-5-555-4-4-444-3-3-333-x-x-xxx-x-x-xxx--|
|A|-----------------------------------------5-5-555-3-3-333--|
|E|----------------------------------------------------------|
|
|   Guitar Two
|e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|G|-------------------------------------------------------5(x5)9(x5)|
|D|-7))-----6))-----5))-----4))-----3))-------------------5(x5)9(x5)|
|A|-----------------------------------------5))-----3))---3(x5)7(x5)|
|E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge  Both guitars                     /-------x2--------
|e|-------------------------------------|-------------------|
|B|-------------------------------------|-------------------|
|G|----------------------------5-5-5555-|-7-7-7777----------|
|D|-7-7-7777-5-5-5555-7-7-7777-5-5-5555-|-7-7-7777-3-3-3333-|
|A|-7-7-7777-5-5-5555-7-7-7777-3-3-3333-|-5-5-5555-3-3-3333-|
|E|-5-5-5555-3-3-3333-5-5-5555----------|----------1-1-1111-|

Chorus
Guitar One
|e|------------------------------------------|
|B|--------------------------------------6))-|
|G|-5(x18)-5-5—-55-5—-5------------------5))-|
|D|-5(x18)-5-5—-55-5—-57-7-7777-7-7-7777-3))-|
|A|-3(x18)-3-3—-32-2—-27-7-7777-7-7-7777-----|
|E|--------------------5-5-5555-5-5-5555-----|
|
|  Guitar Two
|e|------------------------------------------|
|B|------------------------------------------|
|G|-5(x18)-5-5—-55-5—-5----------------------|
|D|-5(x18)-5-5—-55-5—-57-7-7777-5-5-5555-3))-|
|A|-3(x18)-3-3—-32-2—-27-7-7777-5-5-5555-3))-|
|E|--------------------5-5-5555-3-3-3333-1))-|

Second Verse, Guitar Two plays:
|e|---------------------------------------------------------|
|B|---------------------------------------------------------|
|G|---------------------------------------------------------|
|D|-7))-----6))-------------4))-----------------------------|
|A|-----------------------------------------5))-----3))-----|
|E|-----------------3))-------------1))---------------------|

Interlude, for guitar one is just a different strumming
Pattern and palm muted version of the (intro). Guitar Two
Comes in second time round playing:
|e|------------------------------------------------------------|
|B|------------------------------------------------------------|
|G|---5----5----5----5-----5-----------------------------------|
|D|-7-—7-6—-6-5—-5-4—-4-3------------3-3-3-33-33-5-5-55-55-7))-|
|A|-------------------------5—-3-2-0-x-3-3-33-33-5-5-55-55-7))-|
|E|----------------------------------3-1-1-11-11-3-3-33-33-5))-|

you might really just need to listen to the CD to get the
proper timing, as this tab ain’t very good for that. I did try 
though.

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