Norma Jean I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents Bless the Martyr & Kiss the Child Tuning: C# G# C# F# A# D# Tabbed By: Enjoi Zao This is a crazy good song. Let me know if there are any errors I'm working on the rest of the album too, and suggestions/helpful hints would be great Apparently copying the tabs into this text box makes it kindof messed up, but you'll figure it out. NOTE: I KIND OF DID THE TIMING FOR THIS SONG, BUT IT'S NOT PERFECT, SO DON'T FOLLOW IT EXACTLY Enjoy Intro D#|----------------------------------------------- A#|----------------------------------------------- F#|------------------------------------------------ C#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44 G#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44 C#|-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-00-44-44-44-44-44-44-44-44 Riff 1 x16 D#|---------- A#|---------- F#|--------8- C#|-0-6-00-8- G#|-0-6-00-6- C#|-0-6-00--- Riff 2 x2 D#|----------------- A#|----------------- F#|-------8--------8 C#|-0-6-0-8-00-6-0-8 G#|-0-6-0-6-00-6-0-6 C#|-0-6-0---00-6-0- Riff 3 x8 D#|--- A#|--- F#|-7- C#|-7- G#|-5- C#|--- Then slide down back into Riff 2 x3 Riff 4 x1 D#|----------------------- A#|----------------------- F#|-------8--------------- C#|-0-6-0-8-0-000--000-000 G#|-0-6-0-6-0-000--000-000 C#|-0-6-0---0-000--000-000 Riff 5 x12 D#|--------------------- A#|--------------------- F#|--------------------- C#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000 G#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000 C#|-0000-0-0-0-0-00-0000 Riff 6 x7 D#|------ A#|------ F#|------ C#|-5-3-0 G#|-5-3-0 C#|-5-3-0 Play this really fast for 8 measures D#|-7-------------- A#|-12------------- F#|---------------- C#|---------------- G#|---------------- C#|---------------- Play Riff3 x8, then another 4x with this D#|--------------- A#|--------------- F#|--------------- C#|--------------- G#|-------------- C#|-0--00-3-2-3-2 Riff 7 x4 D#|--------------- A#|-------6-5-6-5- F#|-------5-4-5-4- C#|-0--00-3-2-3-2- G#|-0--00--------- C#|-0--00-------- Riff 8 x4 D#|------------------ ---------- A#|------------------ ---------- F#|----------------7- ---------- C#|--------------0-7- x3 -0-1-0-3-- G#|--------------0-5- -0-1-0-3-- C#|-slide-down-to-0--- -0-1-0-3-- Riff 9 x14 D#|------------------ Alright, i'm too lazy to tab this part out totally, so i'll just tell you what to do: A#|------------------ On the 4th, 6th and 10th time, play the last chord twice F#|----------------8- On the 8th time, play the last chord 3 times C#|--------------0-8- On the 14th time play the last chord 6 times and kinda bend the last one G#|--------------0-6- C#|-slide-down-to-0 --- Play this every first beat for 3 measures D#|--- A#|--- F#|--- C#|-0- G#|-0- C#|-0- Riff 10 x2 D#|---7----7---- ---7----12---- A#|---12---12--- ---12---17---- F#|------------- x3 -------------- C#|-00---00---00 -00---00---00- G#|-00---00---00 -00---00---00- C#|-00---00---00 -00---00---00- Riff 11 x1 D#|-7--7--7--7--7--7--- -7--7----6--6-----3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3--12-- A#|-12-12-12-12-12-12-- -12-12---11-11----7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7--17-- F#|-------------------- x2 ---------------------------------------- C#|------------------00 -------00------00-----------00----00--00 G#|------------------00 -------00------00-----------00----00--00 C#|------------------00 -------00------00-----------00----00--00