Angry Samoans
"My Old Man's a Fatso"

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Verse
Locked in my bedroom
Looking at the pictures on the wall
I need a little elbow room
I need space man that ain't all


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Verse
Get home first thing you know
My folks jump right on my case
Get a job put the dishes out
Put the trash back in its place
Someday when I'm a man
I'm gonna put them in their place

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Chorus
My old man's a fatso
Hes got a potbelly for a mouth
My old man's a fatso
But ya know he owns this house

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Remaining lyrics

Locked inside the classroom
Staring at the dots up on the wall
My teachers are all retards
I need out and baby that ain't all

I don't care about textbooks
Or the jews that discovered Spain
Or my parents dirty looks
I wanna leave this town and take a train

Cause my old mans a fatso
Hes got a bathtub for a mouth
my old mans a fatso
But you know he owns this house

Cruising on the highway
It feels so good to see open space
I don't feel like a prisoner
I don't feel like a basket case
I turn the radio up to ten
And i know I've found my place

Cause my old mans a fatso
he's got a bathtub for a mouth
My old mans a fatso
But you know he owns this house


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